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25 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:13pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Irish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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(This profile is a bit dated. Lots has changed, like the moody broody thing, that changed. Updates soon! hooray!)

I don't know who i am right now, i know who i was. I was a romantic, I was a fatalist, I was a joker, witty, righteous, charismatic, developed, artistic, inseparable from my inner thoughts yet fully extroverted, I had a loose tongue, scraped palms and knees, white knuckles and was shamelessly outspoken. I have lived in quite a few places over the past three years, I moved from Des Moines IA, to Boston MA, then back to the midwest to live in Chicago, and now back out to the east to live in Portland ME, and now Chicago again. I'm Nomadic. I'll keep the best parts of "The Person" I was, I'll always be a nerd, and i will always hate humanity and love people. Plus............I'm a Ninja and I walk on dinosaur cake sprinkles just for kicks.

I am Heart, Here, and There
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
closing doors, breaking down old ones, and opening new ones. Leave some locked and others ajar. Making the best of everything that makes me, me. Right now im hopeful for a brighter future in Portland, simpler. I'm actually quite happy and very personable, though all i seem to be writing, is vague and shaded in with some sort of "bitter" pencil.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
At getting in trouble and talking my way out. I love to cook. I write for an online magazine, mainly reviews for movies, games, books, whatever i feel like writing about. I've been a barista for seven years, all over the country, so I'm pretty good at that. I love Espresso.
The first things people usually notice about me
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eyes, nose, my "lucky" hat, widows peak.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite authors: Palahniuk, Vonnegut, Sedaris, kafka, tolstoy, wells, orwell, huxley, Marx, Dumass, Thompson, Hamburger. thats a few for now. I'm a huge Cormac McCarthy fan.
Movies: Oldboy, In Bruge, Children of Men, Watchmen, Sympathy for Lady Vengeance, Cashback, the Warriors, the Unbearable Lightness of Being, Gangs of New York, Delicatessen, True Romance, Battle Royale, the United States of Leland, I want to Destroy America, and on and on.
Music: Punk, Synth Thrash, Indie, Folk, gypsy punk.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. food
2. air
3. water
4. shelter
5. blood in muh Veins
6. sweaters
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The End of the world, whats happening in the news, when i'll be published again, working on my families sheep farm in Ireland, if I had lived in the 20's
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I enjoy the occasional party, going out to eat, getting drinks, talking about differences in beliefs and then furiously debating you, watching a movie, being weird, probably singing to my cat at some point, Wandering aimlessly anywhere.
Sidewalk Chalk
video games
paint cans
hopping on one foot
Biting my tongue
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like to pull hoods over eyes. I've seen too many friends die for stupid causes and poor choices.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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Im slow on replies sometimes, but i'll write back. If you actually want to hangout in the real world. I'm up for anything, you should be too.