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strmeye1

35 / M / straight / Single

Smyrna, Georgia

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
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Height
5' 8" (1.72m).
Body Type
A little extra
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
—
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns dogs
Languages
English

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I am acerbic, observant, and analytical.

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My Self-Summary

Okay, seriously, I'm pretty entertaining, and very much an acquired taste. I'm in my 30s, single, no kids. I cook for myself, I clean, I do my own laundry. I fly for fun, because no one's crazy/dumb enough to pay me for it.

What I’m doing with my life

Sewer business. Livin' the dream, y'all. Write that down.

I take big complicated things and break them down into smaller, more manageable things.

(Note, I did not say "living [life] like it's golden." Seriously. Stop saying that.)

I’m really good at

Spelling. Being the guy that people approach when they want someone to tell them the truth about a situation, not just the Sunday School response to a romantic query. Looking up to the sky when I hear airplane engines. Harpooning fail whales. Figuring out where my dog is at any given time, because she is stealthy and mischievous. Like me.

The first things people usually notice about me

I'm either not talking, or I lack the capacity to shut up. I suppose either or both are annoying in their own way(s). I apparently have pretty eyes and long eyelashes, though.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: J.D. Salinger stuff. Airplane books. Christopher Moore novels.
Movies: Bull Durham, Blues Brothers, Airplane!, Real Genius, Top Gun, Princess Bride, Iron Man, Big Lebowski
Food: Steak. Medium to medium well. Broccoli. Anything's better with cheese. Cheese with extra cheese.

The six things I could never do without

Aside from oxygen, food, water, and shelter? Water bottle. Multitool. Sunglasses. Sarcasm. Perspective. Sunscreen.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

- Who decided that darts and bars went together? I mean, I love playing darts, but "drunks with sharp objects" isn't quite the fun pairing you'd expect.
- How many of my coworkers and customers completely disregard the laws of physics and hydraulic flow. They're not really negotiable, and they don't care what your job title is. Why am *I* the bad guy when I mention the truth?

On a typical Friday night I am

Trying to remember that it's Friday night, because most of my days run together. Then once I remember it's Friday night, and I realize I haven't made plans, I explore my TiVo and find what she has for me (yeah, my TiVo's a "she," wanna fight about it? If you can make a ship a "she," you can make an electronic device a "she."). Or I do some reading. Or I take a long nap, wake up late at night, and bug people on the internet. I never said my Fridays didn't suck by comparison.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

My dog spoons against my legs. You'll have to fight her for the space. I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

You should message me if

You are made of win. If I sound remotely interesting, entertaining, or you just wish to heckle me. First shot across the bow is free. After that, there will be consequences and repercussions.

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