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stroudgreenrob

34 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), German (Fluently), Turkish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Nice, mean, talkative, bone idle and bursting with energy in equal parts.

I'm a musician, singer, linguist, performer and PhD student.

I'm a hundred feet tall, weight 80 kg and mix metric and imperial freely.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Singing, piano, guitar, talking, eating breakfast, dancing to Daft Punk. God, I've got some moves. It's ridiculous.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing and playing the piano at the same time maths; making people laugh; lying in; using foreign plurals correctly (I'll never be able to say "I'll have a panini", even though I speak no Italian. You may call this pretentious. You can fuck off. ** UPDATE: No one actually gets or even likes this. Perhaps it's not the clear marker of good-catch I thought it was **) According to my flatmate, I'm good at "spreading joy". This is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Definitely my height. I'm enormous. Otherwise: possibly my deep, booming voice.

I also got told recently that I had a "pretty" smile. You may find this hilarious. I cried with joy, so who wins in the end?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books! Yeah!!
Music! Yeah!!!
Food!! God, life is amazing isn't it?!?!?

** UPDATE **
apparently specifics are good too:
To read: Grapes of Wrath - Steinbeck, The Fight - Mailer, Shakespeare, Alain de Botton, the Economist, XKCD, Paul Krugman's NY Times blog, The Heart is a Lonely Hunter - Carson McCullers, A Clockwork Orange, Farenheit 451.

To hear: Answer Me This podcast, More or Less - Tim Harford, Low (esp. Trust, the Great Destroyer and Drums and Guns), Stevie Wonder (esp. Songs in the Key and Innervisions), Beethoven (3rd, 5th, 7th are ok by me), Abbey Road, the Magnetic Fields, the Jackson 5, Tchaikovsky, the Longpigs, the Super Furry Animals, Queen's A Day at the Races.

To look at: The Thick of It, Peep Show, the Daily Show, Have I Got News for You, Series 1 of Spaced, Lars von Trier, Charlie Kaufman, Wes Anderson (esp. but not limited to The Darjeeling Ltd.), Brave 3D, Attenborough, Wonderland Documentaries, Sondheim Musicals, Black Mirror or anything inolving Charlie Brooker, Stewart Lee-related material, Little Miss Sunshine

** UPDATE **
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
http://oglaf.com/sexmanual/
- AND -
http://oglaf.com/vaginesque/

** UPDATE **
This is the funniest thing I've ever read. I first read it about ten years ago, and I'm still laughing now.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades,11056/
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
good flatmates, my piano, XKCD ** UPDATE No one has EVER commented about this. Does no one else read it? **, a powerful shower, my fabulous cartwheeling prowess, Stevie Wonder.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make myself come across as just enough of a cock to scare off any weak-willied Wandas, but enough of a nice person to hook in the fish I'm really after. Tricky...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
in the pub with my pals.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I went to All Tomorrow's Parties last year and only saw one band.

I know how to code.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're the best person in the world (or at least in the top ten)

** UPDATE **
If you've got your more-attractive friend in your profile picture or, worse, you and a cute animal, I probably won't be getting back to you. Also, please don't start messages with "I'm not the best person in the world, but...". Ok, last but not least: if you live in another country, it's probably not going to work out.