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34 London, UK Man


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Me performing at a stand-up show in a basement room in Kings Cross

Descended from apes.

Happiness is a pint of beer and a packet of Monster Munch.

No smart phone! Get over it!

Anyone can look good in black and white with a narrow depth of field.


Sometimes I clap at the disco. Also: I used to wear glasses (seen here).

Drunk and gormless. I don't always look this simian.