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34 London, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Atheism, and very serious about it
Graduated from masters program
More than $1,000,000
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), German (Fluently), Turkish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a singer, word-lover, disco wunderkind, and academic researcher.

I'm nice, mean, talkative, bone idle and bursting with energy in equal parts.

I'm a hundred feet tall and weigh 80 kg. I mix metric and imperial freely.

I'm into all kinds of stuff that most people find incredibly boring: Trivial Pursuit, Scrabble, computer programming, cards and cryptic crosswords. If this makes you say "Yuck, I used to beat kids like that up at school", then pass directly to the back of the queue. You'll be eating your school dinners on your own.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Singing, piano, guitar, talking, eating breakfast, dancing to Daft Punk. I like to turn my life into an opera by singing my thoughts and feelings.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing and playing the piano at the same time; maths; making people laugh; lying in; using foreign plurals correctly (I'll never be able to say "I'll have a panini", even though I speak no Italian. You may call this pretentious. You can fuck off. ** UPDATE: No one actually gets or even likes this. Perhaps it's not the clear marker of good-catch-hot-dudeism I thought it was **) According to my flatmate, I'm good at "spreading joy". This is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Definitely my height. I'm enormous. Otherwise: possibly my deep, booming voice.

I also got told recently that I had a "pretty" smile. You may find this hilarious. I cried with joy, so who wins in the end?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books! Yeah!!
Music! Yeah!!!
Food!! God, life is amazing isn't it?!?!?

** UPDATE **
apparently specifics are good too:
I'm currently reading Infinite Jest, the 10th longest book in the English language. I'm not just doing it to be pretentious on the tube. Cos I don't take the tube, HA! IN YOUR FACE. I'm doing it to be pretentious in the foyer of the Royal Opera House.

To read: Grapes of Wrath - Steinbeck, The Fight - Mailer, Shakespeare, Alain de Botton, the Economist, XKCD, Paul Krugman's NY Times blog, The Heart is a Lonely Hunter - Carson McCullers, A Clockwork Orange, Farenheit 451.

To hear: Answer Me This podcast, More or Less - Tim Harford, Low (esp. Trust, the Great Destroyer and Drums and Guns), Stevie Wonder (esp. Songs in the Key and Innervisions), Beethoven (3rd, 5th, 7th are ok by me), Abbey Road, the Magnetic Fields, the Jackson 5, Tchaikovsky, the Longpigs, the Super Furry Animals, Queen's A Day at the Races.

To look at: The Thick of It, Peep Show, the Daily Show, Have I Got News for You, Series 1 of Spaced, Lars von Trier, Charlie Kaufman, Wes Anderson (esp. but not limited to The Darjeeling Ltd.), Brave 3D, Attenborough, Wonderland Documentaries, Sondheim Musicals, Black Mirror or anything inolving Charlie Brooker, Stewart Lee-related material, Little Miss Sunshine

** UPDATE **
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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** UPDATE **
This is the funniest thing I've ever read. I first read it about ten years ago, and I'm still laughing now.,11056/
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
good flatmates, my piano, XKCD ** UPDATE No one has EVER commented about this. Does no one else read it? **, a powerful shower, my fabulous cartwheeling prowess, Stevie Wonder.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make myself come across as just enough of a cock to scare off any weak-willied Wandas, but enough of a nice person to hook in the fish I'm really after. Tricky...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
in the pub with my pals.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I went to All Tomorrow's Parties last year and only saw one band.

I haven't got a smart phone. (Google Nokia C2-01 to reveal the glory of my phone.)

I know how to code.
You should message me if
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you're the best person in the world (or at least in the top ten)