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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29–36
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 6:44pm
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Graduated from masters program
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
English, French (Fluently), German (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Karaoke grand-master, word-lover, disco wizard.

Hip stuff:
Singing and piano, ping pong, festivals, doing standup, coffee wisdom, Articulate, teaching undergrads armed with only a whiteboard marker.

Deeply un-hip stuff:
Trivial Pursuit, Scrabble, cryptic crosswords, coding.

Full time academic, part time stand-up comedian and table-tennis animateur (yes, this is an actual job.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.

Also a maths-type PhD. It's exactly as painful as everyone told me it would be.

Also: cycling, singing, poached eggs. The usual.

When I'm not writing the thesis, I work as an animateur at table-tennis madhouse Bounce. It's amazingly fun and pays surprisingly well.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Washing up; Ripping up dancefloors; making people laugh; lying in. According to my flatmate, I'm good at "spreading joy". This is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Definitely my height. Also my voice. It's loud and low like a passing jet.

Fun fact: people tell me my eyes are grey. Who the hell has grey eyes?

I also got told recently that I had a "pretty" smile. You may find this absurd. I cried with joy, so who wins in the end?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Albums: 69 Love Songs, Innervisions, Hazards of Love, A Day at the Races, Abbey Road, Trust by Low, Court and Spark. Everything else is incidental.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good company, a hot slidey dancefloor, spiced rum, the bike, the singing, the joy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make myself come across as just enough of a cock to scare off any weak-willied Wandas, but enough of a nice person to hook in the fish I'm really after. Tricky...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In Rowan's owning the air hockey and the Guitar Hero. Can't bowl for toffee: make up for it everywhere else!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am the UN High Commissioner for Brunch.

I've realised of late, that the only time I'm truely happy is when I'm washing up with music on loud. Nothing compares.

Also, as with everyone else on this site, I'm 40℅ more entertaining, and 45℅ more attractive on this profile than I am in real life. Deal with it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've got some fun and some fight in you. You shut your eyes when you sing.