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stubert640

25 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Aug 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I have good luck in bad luck situations.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently, I'm working as a freelancer in the TV/Video production world and spiraling head first into the vapid delirium that is being a 20-something.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting along with people who are unlike myself and rockin' out on the weekends like it's my job.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My undeniable charisma.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Confederacy of Dunces, Ragtime, Catch 22, I Am Legend, The Illustrated Man, Everything that Rises Must Converge, Jimmy Corrigan The Smartest Kid Alive, Gomorrah, The whole Dark Tower series.

Portlandia, Key and Peele, Louie, Boardwalk Empire, Workaholics, Battlestar Gallactica, Daily Show.

Most importantly, I have a big collection of VHS tapes from the 90's. So if you like watching The Sandlot in non-surround sound, classic HIFI stereo then I'm sure we'll get along fine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not there's anything more awkward than a local news team.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a bar, lying to someone about my financial stability.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was 5 or 6, I spent a month talking in a British accent for no reason. I can still remember looking up and seeing the crushing embarrassment on my parents' faces when they made the mistake of taking me out in public. I think the fact that I've grown into a more or less well adjusted person since then is a huge accomplishment.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You're as hopelessly immature as I am but still manage to pay your bills on time.