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31 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:17pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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The abbreviated summary on me: Southern raised geek who loves fried food, whiskey, and driving.

I moved to Los Angeles from the Nashville area a few years back and tried my hand at stunts. I made it into SAG and then decided my knees and joints would instead enjoy a career in web work. Since I hate putting on pants before noon, I did a couple years of freelance work, but am now working the 10ish to 7ish hours (unfortunately with pants on) fixing web sites, like a grown up.

I am also in an open marriage. We've been together for over 7 years, the first part long distance and since then open. I think humans are awesome enough to enjoy relationships/friendships with more than one person.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently building websites and watching Sesame Street clips on Youtube.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
trying new things. I have learned how to cook dishes on a dare and found out I can bike a 35 mile round trip to the beach. I like being challenged and either over coming the challenge, or at least knowing that I tried my best if I fail.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably the beard visually, but I can go from zero to nerd in about 2 sentences.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't get to read much for fun anymore, but when I do, I usually read a Terry Pratchett novel, I love Commander Vimes.

I like bad movies of all sorts. I think my favorite are actions flicks and fun, campy horror movies. I have a soft spot for German expressionist films and the silent comedies as well. Oh and Mel Brooks.

Favorite shows: Cartoons, sketch comedies, and ST: TNG.

I've shifted my current playlists to include songs I can listen to while coding. Currently this includes: God is an Astronaut, Philip Glass, UNKLE, Clint Mansell, Maybeshewill, and Ronald Jenkees.

I also have my nighttime driving playlist which includes: Kavinsky, Chromatics, The Dredd soundtrack, and some other random songs.

I think my favorite foods would be bar foods though. I love fries, burgers, nachos; you know all the stuff that will kill you.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Towel
2. Whiskey
3. My Car
4. Sex
5. Nachos
6. Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why there are so many ex-astronauts on this site? Is space camp really that hard, don't you just make sure the rocket is pointing up?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually I'm at home with some whiskey relaxing after a busy week or saving the world. It kind of depends on the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I jump during movies and video games whenever things appear from around corners or behind. I think I can hide it well, but everyone probably notices.

Not so much private, but I love D&D and Cyberpunk 2020. It doesn't come up in conversation much, so I thought I should just stick it here. :)
You should message me if
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- You like Brussels sprouts. I make a pretty mean dish of Brussels sprouts and turkey hotdogs. Well I made it once and it was super tasty. *edit - I have made it a second time and it was still tasty* **edit edit - I made it with PBR soaked brats, and it was even better.**

- I made some sort of gramatical error above, I am known as the fifth horseman, of the commapocalypse.

- You would like to go grab food/beer from a bar or take candy from a baby with me. I tend to stick to the bars, since bartenders usually don't have sticky hands and faces.