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31 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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The abbreviated summary on me: Southern raised geek who loves fried food, whiskey, and driving.

I moved to Los Angeles from the Nashville area a few years back and tried my hand at stunts. I made it into SAG and then decided my knees and joints would instead enjoy a career in web work. Since I hate putting on pants before noon, I did a couple years of freelance work, but am now working the 10ish to 7ish hours (unfortunately with pants on) fixing web sites, like a grown up.

I am also in an open marriage. We've been together for over 7 years, the first part long distance and since then open. I think humans are awesome enough to enjoy relationships/friendships with more than one person.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently building websites and watching Sesame Street clips on Youtube.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
trying new things. I have learned how to cook dishes on a dare and found out I can bike a 35 mile round trip to the beach. I like being challenged and either over coming the challenge, or at least knowing that I tried my best if I fail.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably the beard visually, but I can go from zero to nerd in about 2 sentences.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't get to read much for fun anymore, but when I do, I usually read a Terry Pratchett novel, I love Commander Vimes.

I like bad movies of all sorts. I think my favorite are actions flicks and fun, campy horror movies. I have a soft spot for German expressionist films and the silent comedies as well. Oh and Mel Brooks.

Favorite shows: Cartoons, sketch comedies, and ST: TNG.

I've shifted my current playlists to include songs I can listen to while coding. Currently this includes: God is an Astronaut, Philip Glass, UNKLE, Clint Mansell, Maybeshewill, and Ronald Jenkees.

I also have my nighttime driving playlist which includes: Kavinsky, Chromatics, The Dredd soundtrack, and some other random songs.

I think my favorite foods would be bar foods though. I love fries, burgers, nachos; you know all the stuff that will kill you.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Towel
2. Whiskey
3. My Car
4. Sex
5. Nachos
6. Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why there are so many ex-astronauts on this site? Is space camp really that hard, don't you just make sure the rocket is pointing up?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually I'm at home with some whiskey relaxing after a busy week or saving the world. It kind of depends on the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I jump during movies and video games whenever things appear from around corners or behind. I think I can hide it well, but everyone probably notices.

Not so much private, but I love D&D and Cyberpunk 2020. It doesn't come up in conversation much, so I thought I should just stick it here. :)
You should message me if
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- You like Brussels sprouts. I make a pretty mean dish of Brussels sprouts and turkey hotdogs. Well I made it once and it was super tasty. *edit - I have made it a second time and it was still tasty* **edit edit - I made it with PBR soaked brats, and it was even better.**

- I made some sort of gramatical error above, I am known as the fifth horseman, of the commapocalypse.

- You would like to go grab food/beer from a bar or take candy from a baby with me. I tend to stick to the bars, since bartenders usually don't have sticky hands and faces.