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31 Silver Spring, MD Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Open relationship
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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**I'll be moving to the DC area in the middle of May. I don't know the area well but it is on the Maryland side :) **

The abbreviated summary on me: Southern raised geek who loves fried food, whiskey, and driving. **Edit: Not all of those things at the same time. I would never eat fried food in my car. All that grease on the steering wheel would cause a terrible accident.**

I am also in an open marriage. We've been together for over 7 years, the first part long distance and since then open. I think humans are awesome enough to enjoy relationships/friendships with more than one person.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently building websites and watching Sesame Street clips on Youtube. This playlist is a must
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
the way I use my walk.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably the beard visually, but I can go from zero to nerd in about 2 sentences.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't get to read much for fun anymore, but when I do, I usually read a Terry Pratchett novel, I love Commander Vimes.

I like bad movies of all sorts. I think my favorite are actions flicks and fun, campy horror movies. I have a soft spot for German expressionist films and the silent comedies as well. Oh and Mel Brooks.

Favorite shows: Cartoons, sketch comedies, and ST: TNG.

Right now my playlists are ranging from Electrochill to 70s disco.

I think my favorite foods would be bar foods though. I love fries, burgers, nachos; you know all the stuff that will kill you.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:

1. Towel
2. Whiskey
3. My Car
4. Sex
5. Nachos
6. Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why there are so many ex-astronauts on this site? Is space camp really that hard, don't you just make sure the rocket is pointing up?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Recently I've been trying to get out and do more, but really I like to either sit at home and enjoy a nice whisky or go for a nice drive somewhere scenic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I jump during movies and video games whenever things appear from around corners or behind. I think I can hide it well, but everyone probably notices.

Not so much private, but I love D&D and Cyberpunk 2020. It doesn't come up in conversation much, so I thought I should just stick it here. :)
You should message me if
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- I made some sort of grammatical error above, I am known as the fifth horseman, of the commapocalypse.

- You would like to go grab food/beer from a bar or take candy from a baby with me. I tend to stick to the bars, since bartenders usually don't have sticky hands and faces.