I have a strong personality. I have always had a good grasp on who i am and i'm not likely to change anytime soon. This might cause friction. Perhaps even enough to burn the house down.

There is a reason I have a high Match percent with sex positive, bisexual, polyamorous girls. I was raised by a feminist, lesbian, sex positive mother who instilled in me a lot of non-heteronormative ideas. Also, Cynthia from Enter The Dojo.

I have a special gift for guessing if you have children from your photos alone. I can also guess if you are a single parent.

I am the epitome of the words insipid, facetious, contradictory, absurd and interrogator.
I love the words incunabula slut, whore, jerk, murder, insipid, theoretical, hypothetical, potential, facetious, bubble, epitome, lexicon, physicality, moxie, innocuous, hedonistic, wanton, anathema, splice, epiphany, reunion, ruminate, dissatisfied.
One of the things i’ve realised is that i have a sudden and intense interest in traveling to someplace, most likely Asia, and teaching English.
An anecdote: When i told my mother about this i used the phrase “verbal dexterity”, she laughed and pointed out the biggest flaw in my plan by simply saying “Spell ‘dexterity’.”

I am not the merry youth i once was. Much of my charm, and all of my sexual prowess, has moldered into a strange form of maturity that relies heavily on fantasy to work.

Some useful things to know about me:
I have no hidden depth, none what so ever. This most likely will confuse you, as most people have more then one facet to their personalities. That said, my facets are pleasant.
I can make you very upset. It’s a special gift, a kind of intuitive intelligence that combines insight and frankness into a terrible razor.
I am good natured, but not a good person. An anecdote: My best friend Michael (PhileasFogg) says that when he feels it necessary to defend me to girls he talks to at the bar, an increasing common event i’m told, he always says “Yes, but he MEANS well.”

I am a bouncer/bar back at a bar, a mellow place that suits me well as i'm a terrible bouncer, being both a pacifist and mostly straight edge.

I have just started school to be a Nail Tech, which means i'll be painting nails professionally in a few months.
I still have aspirations to be a Librarian.

I have reaffirmed my desire to play my entire collection of PS2 games, this will be a massive under taking as i have stockpiled an impressive display. This does mean I'm one of those loathsome boys that finds joy in the digital world I can access from my couch. Please don't assume this is all I do, as it will disappoint you and sadden me.

Deceiving, fumbling social interaction rolls, being overly friendly, attacks of opportunity

attempting to trying to be possibly helpful, maybe.

Comma Splices

The height, I am usually taller then them. If I'm not taller then I'm either as tall or shorter.

I smile all the time, especially when I'm uncomfortable. Makes it awkward during sex. (or really awesome, depends on what your into).

I am completely brain dead when aroused.

The Diskworld series by Terry Pratchett, The Sprawl series by William Gibson, Xanth by Piers Anthony.
I read role playing books for fun.

Drama, chick flick, horror. A Jedi seeks not these things.

Batman Beyond, Avatar: the last airbender, Adventure Time

I'm currently have a love affair with the Decedents and New Model Army.
The Decemberists, Against Me, Panic at the disco, Mad Sin, Atmosphere, Tiger Army, Richard Shindell, Ludo, Fall Out Boy, Mos Def, The Go Team, The Aquabats, The Randies, George Watsky and Astronautalis.
I mostly like songs as opposed to bands or artists, the list above is those that have the highest song to enjoyment factor. With few exceptions every one has a song that I can listen too.

Meat. A big fan of meat and cheese. The only fish i like is raw.
I also drink so much milk that is has become a joke.

Hands
Sight
Money
Adoration

Anything else is just temporary and bonus. Give enough of three and four and I'm a made man. Give me more of one and two and I'm a freak.

The machine of biology.
Ways to make a lot of money quickly.
Porn, the who and the whys
What it would take to be a ninja; a werewolf.
How much my life would be improved if i had cybernetics.
What sick joke is OkCupid playing on the poor souls it sends to my page. They are all, most likely, going to annoyed by me.

Looking for a game, any game. Even if it's crooked game, because it's the only game in town.
I am straight edge, but i have recently discovered the joy of an evening spent in the company of friends in the atmosphere of a bar. It's enjoyable to let the bar buzz wash over you while you smile like a mad man and approach girls way out of your league with icebreakers in the form of scientific inquiry.

As I understand it, Fridays are the usually time of wanton indulgence in recreation. If I followed the usually pattern of youth, I would be masturbating furiously while playing video games, eating junk food till i puke and chatting on the internet.
Which is surprisingly similar to what i do every night... Does that make me a hedonist?

I'm fully willing to admit anything I have done. I'm just not sure what you want to me to admit.
Had sex? Yup
Kinky sex? Yup
Done drugs? Nope
Stabbed a man? Nope

I only rate girls 4 or 5 stars if i actually want to get to know them. I have a misguided belief that doing this will increase my chances of getting to chat with them.

Talking to girls, even over the internet, often makes me nervous.

The more I think about it, the more I think that a porn star is most likely my perfect match. For a reason you may not imagine.

I am a terrible softy.

I like Paul Simon, a lot.

I will bend over backwards for any lady that sends me a message first.

If there is anything you want to me to admit to.
If you want to meet up and see how well we get along in person.

My journal entry entitled "My Flaws, a collection" should now be required reading for any one that wants to message me.

Likewise, this "My heroes, a collection" should be viewed by all. If it strikes you as beautiful, as worth while, as a glory to the power of the human mind, please message me and chat about it.