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29 M Tucson, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:53am
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
to remove myself from the creeper count here on OKCupid I have decided that I won't send out first messages, after all one person's creep is another's gentleman.

My perfect date is Neil Patrick Harris, in the body of Scarlett Johansson, with the sexual sensibilities of Mandy Morbid, sneaking into the Tesla Museum.

Fun Fact: tall, fluffy biscuits are a son of a bitch and one of life's tragedies.

I have a strong personality. I have always had a good grasp on who i am and i'm not likely to change anytime soon. This might cause friction. Perhaps even enough to burn the house down.

I have decided that i'm a basically good person, but my sense of humor has a cruel streak.

There is a reason I have a high Match percent with sex positive, bisexual, polyamorous girls. I was raised by a feminist, lesbian, sex positive mother who instilled in me a lot of non-heteronormative ideas.

Some useful things to know about me:
I have no hidden depth, none what so ever. This most likely will confuse you, as most people have more then one facet to their personalities.

I can make you very upset. It’s a special gift, a kind of intuitive intelligence that combines insight and frankness into a terrible razor.
What I’m doing with my life
I am both a pacifist and mostly straight edge.

Do you know what sounds like a good idea? Going to school for technical theater. So, I think I'll do that.

I still have aspirations to be a Librarian.
I’m really good at
Deceiving, fumbling social interaction rolls, being overly friendly, attacks of opportunity

attempting to trying to be possibly helpful, maybe.

Comma Splices
The first things people usually notice about me
The height, I am usually taller then them. If I'm not taller then I'm either as tall or shorter.

I smile all the time, especially when I'm uncomfortable. Makes it awkward during sex. (or really awesome, depends on what your into).

I am completely brain dead when aroused.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Diskworld series by Terry Pratchett, The Sprawl series by William Gibson.
I read role playing books for fun.

Drama, chick flick, horror. A Jedi seeks not these things.

Batman Beyond, Avatar: the last airbender, Adventure Time

I'm currently having a love affair with Spinnerette.

The Decedents, New Model Army, The Decemberists, Against Me, Panic at the disco!, Mad Sin, Atmosphere, Tiger Army, Richard Shindell, Ludo, Fall Out Boy, Mos Def, The Go Team, The Aquabats, The Randies, George Watsky and Astronautalis.
I mostly like songs as opposed to bands or artists, the list above is those that have the highest song to enjoyment factor. With few exceptions every one has a song that I can listen too.

Meat. A big fan of meat and cheese. The only fish i like is raw.
I also drink so much milk that is has become a joke.
The six things I could never do without

Anything else is just temporary and bonus. Given enough of three and four and I'm a made man. Give me more of one and two and I'm a freak.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The machine of biology.
Ways to make a lot of money quickly.
Porn, the who and the whys
How much my life would be improved if i had cybernetics.
What sick joke is OkCupid playing on the poor souls it sends to my page. They are all, most likely, going to annoyed by me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking for a game, any game. Even if it's crooked game, because it's the only game in town.
I am (mostly) straight edge, but don't hold it against me.

As I understand it, Fridays are the usually time of wanton indulgence in recreation. If I followed the usually pattern of youth, I would be masturbating furiously while playing video games, eating junk food till i puke and chatting on the internet.
Which is surprisingly similar to what i do every night... Does that make me a hedonist?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm fully willing to admit I get away with a lot more than I should.

Talking to girls, even over the internet, often makes me nervous.

The more I think about it, the more I think that a porn star is most likely my perfect match. For a reason you may not imagine.

I am a terrible softy.

I am waiting to be swept of my feet, like in a romance novel. I suggest a drop sweep but a scissor sweep is more stylish.

New house rule: no fucking before 11am.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you don't mind protracted conversation, I'm honestly just looking for friends.

You are an artist and want to take a (cheap) commission from me. Because looking for artists on an arty site is for phags.

You understand what I mean when I say I'm not looking for a nice girl, but rather a girl that is fun in a very specific way. Let's get platonically freaky.