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stupidkid

29 M Tucson, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:39pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Administration
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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to remove myself from the creeper count here on OKCupid I have decided that I won't send out first messages, after all one person's creep is another's gentleman.

I have a girlfriend, you can tell by the "seeing someone" tag by my age, and I'm only interested in conversation.

Fun Fact: the number of people to message me as dropped to zero since I got into a relationship.

I have a strong personality. I have always had a good grasp on who i am and i'm not likely to change anytime soon. This might cause friction. Perhaps even enough to burn the house down.

I have decided that i'm a basically good person, but my sense of humor has a cruel streak.

There is a reason I have a high Match percent with sex positive, bisexual, polyamorous girls. I was raised by a feminist, lesbian, sex positive mother who instilled in me a lot of non-heteronormative ideas.

Some useful things to know about me:
I have no hidden depth, none what so ever. This most likely will confuse you, as most people have more then one facet to their personalities.

I can make you very upset. It’s a special gift, a kind of intuitive intelligence that combines insight and frankness into a terrible razor.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am both a pacifist and mostly straight edge.

Do you know what sounds like a good idea? Going to school for technical theater. So, I think I'll do that.

I still have aspirations to be a Librarian.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Deceiving, fumbling social interaction rolls, being overly friendly, attacks of opportunity

attempting to trying to be possibly helpful, maybe.

Comma Splices
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The height, I am usually taller then them. If I'm not taller then I'm either as tall or shorter.

I smile all the time, especially when I'm uncomfortable. Makes it awkward during sex. (or really awesome, depends on what your into).

I am completely brain dead when aroused.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Diskworld series by Terry Pratchett, The Sprawl series by William Gibson.
I read role playing books for fun.

Drama, chick flick, horror. A Jedi seeks not these things.

Batman Beyond, Avatar: the last airbender, Adventure Time

I'm currently having a love affair with Spinnerette.

The Decedents, New Model Army, The Decemberists, Against Me, Panic at the disco!, Mad Sin, Atmosphere, Tiger Army, Richard Shindell, Ludo, Fall Out Boy, Mos Def, The Go Team, The Aquabats, The Randies, George Watsky and Astronautalis.
I mostly like songs as opposed to bands or artists, the list above is those that have the highest song to enjoyment factor. With few exceptions every one has a song that I can listen too.

Meat. A big fan of meat and cheese. The only fish i like is raw.
I also drink so much milk that is has become a joke.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hands
Sight
Money
Adoration

Anything else is just temporary and bonus. Given enough of three and four and I'm a made man. Give me more of one and two and I'm a freak.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The machine of biology.
Ways to make a lot of money quickly.
Porn, the who and the whys
How much my life would be improved if i had cybernetics.
What sick joke is OkCupid playing on the poor souls it sends to my page. They are all, most likely, going to annoyed by me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking for a game, any game. Even if it's crooked game, because it's the only game in town.
I am (mostly) straight edge, but don't hold it against me.

As I understand it, Fridays are the usually time of wanton indulgence in recreation. If I followed the usually pattern of youth, I would be masturbating furiously while playing video games, eating junk food till i puke and chatting on the internet.
Which is surprisingly similar to what i do every night... Does that make me a hedonist?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm fully willing to admit I get away with a lot more than I should.

Talking to girls, even over the internet, often makes me nervous.

The more I think about it, the more I think that a porn star is most likely my perfect match. For a reason you may not imagine.

I am a terrible softy.

I am waiting to be swept of my feet, like in a romance novel. I suggest a drop sweep but a scissor sweep is more stylish.

New house rule: no fucking before 11am.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you don't mind protracted conversation, I'm honestly just looking for friends.

You understand what I mean when I say I'm not looking for a nice girl, but rather a girl that is fun in a very specific way. Let's get platonically freaky.