I have a girlfriend, you can tell by the "seeing someone" tag by my age, and I'm only interested in conversation.
Fun Fact: I made the mistake of looking at wedding blogs and now my faith in humanity is severely crippled, I might need to put it down out of mercy.
I have a strong personality. I have always had a good grasp on who i am and i'm not likely to change anytime soon. This might cause friction. Perhaps even enough to burn the house down.
I have decided that i'm a basically good person, but my sense of humor has a cruel streak.
There is a reason I have a high Match percent with sex positive, bisexual, polyamorous girls. I was raised by a feminist, lesbian, sex positive mother who instilled in me a lot of non-heteronormative ideas.
Some useful things to know about me:
I have no hidden depth, none what so ever. This most likely will confuse you, as most people have more then one facet to their personalities.
I can make you very upset. It’s a special gift, a kind of intuitive intelligence that combines insight and frankness into a terrible razor.
Do you know what sounds like a good idea? Going to school for technical theater. So, I think I'll do that.
I still have aspirations to be a Librarian.
attempting to trying to be possibly helpful, maybe.
I smile all the time, especially when I'm uncomfortable. Makes it awkward during sex. (or really awesome, depends on what your into).
I am completely brain dead when aroused.
I read role playing books for fun.
Drama, chick flick, horror. A Jedi seeks not these things.
Batman Beyond, Avatar: the last airbender, Adventure Time
I'm currently having a love affair with Spinnerette.
The Decedents, New Model Army, The Decemberists, Against Me, Mad Sin, Atmosphere, Tiger Army, Richard Shindell, Ludo, Fall Out Boy, Mos Def, The Randies, George Watsky and Astronautalis. Currently Slim Cessna's Auto Club and Amigo the Devil are my favorites.
I mostly like songs as opposed to bands or artists, the list above is those that have the highest song to enjoyment factor. With few exceptions every one has a song that I can listen too.
Meat. A big fan of meat and cheese. The only fish i like is raw.
I also drink so much milk that is has become a joke.
Anything else is just temporary and bonus. Given enough of three and four and I'm a made man. Give me more of one and two and I'm a freak.
Ways to make a lot of money quickly.
Porn, the who and the whys
How much my life would be improved if i had cybernetics.
What sick joke is OkCupid playing on the poor souls it sends to my page. They are all, most likely, going to annoyed by me.
As I understand it, Fridays are the usually time of wanton indulgence in recreation. If I followed the usually pattern of youth, I would be masturbating furiously while playing video games, eating junk food till i puke and chatting on the internet.
Which is surprisingly similar to what i do every night... Does that make me a hedonist?
Talking to girls, even over the internet, often makes me nervous.
The more I think about it, the more I think that a porn star is most likely my perfect match. For a reason you may not imagine.
I am a terrible softy.
I am waiting to be swept of my feet, like in a romance novel. I suggest a drop sweep but a scissor sweep is more stylish.
New house rule: no fucking before 11am.
You understand what I mean when I say I'm not looking for a nice girl, but rather a girl that is fun in a very specific way. Let's get platonically freaky.