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31 Bushwick, NY Man


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  • Ages 21-36
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  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Sep 15
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism and it’s important
Working on University
English (Fluently), Korean (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
my life is a source of constant worry for seemingly everyone but me. i have trouble distinguishing whether this is a symptom of my free spirited bohemian nature or impending homelessness.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
finally back in college to finish my bachelor's after my foray into the film industry resulted in a modicum of success and exhaustive obscurity. also, it dawned on me that my nieces and nephews might finish college before i do if i don't kick my ass into gear.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
giving people the impression i possess a vast pool of talents and knowledge through the strategic use of selective skills and trivia, then having people slowly grow disillusioned with me the more they get to know me.

and subtle braggadocio through the strategic use of self-deprecating humor.

also not calling my mom.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that my relatively straight-laced and proper demeanor belies a bizarre mix of polyamorous hippie, publicly urinating criminal, and d&d playing nerd.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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in the interest of brevity i'll list one of each:
ender's game
the collective works of michel gondry (ok i cheated here)
autotune the news
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
maslow's hierarchy of needs + the internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how i'm not as witty, creative, or intelligent as i used to be. and then realize i can't recall a single point in my life where i haven't thought that.

social justice issues that don't exist yet like the unethical treatment of ai, dark matter species conservation movements, and the inequitable disparity of good beer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
i rarely plan my life more than a week ahead of time...mmm...but these days it'd probably be working on a webcomic that i started with a friend for shits n' giggles.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i've had recurring dreams of premature balding
You should message me if
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you lack the energy to meticulously vet and scrutinize every person who piques your interest on the basis of one page (namely myself in this case) and would rather first establish contact and figure the rest out from there.