I'm a Vancouver-based comedian and storyteller. I've appeared on stage as part of the Rain City Chronicles (where you may also recognize me as The Bouncer) and Sara Bynoe’s Say Wha?! Show. I haven't won any awards, but I'm super-smart and pretty funny, so just trust me, I guess? My professional references include JaJuan Johnson, the NBA player that once called me “a idiot” on Twitter and Chewbacca, who is fictional and probably can't be reached for comment.

Did I lift this summary from the bio I use for comedy to save time? Probably.

being a freelance writer/designer and trying (unsuccessfully) to pay off student loans...

Writing, cooking rabbit stew and carbonara, and shooting freethrows.

Once upon a time it might have been my handlebar moustache, but that's gone now. So I'd say it is a toss up between my hair (auburn red) or my height.

I'm not going to list things on account of there is too many but let’s nail down some genres.

Books: Sci-Fi and Fantasy, with a dash of non-fiction, make up a bulk of my library. That said I'm open to reading pretty much anything that trusted sources recommend.

Movies/TV Shows: I'll watch anything once. I'm a bit of a cinephile. Except Storage Wars... never again.

Music: I'll listen to anything once, but don't expect me to remember bands names and whatnot; I am historically bad at that.

Food: Anything brunch related.

Books (though I could probably do with a few less than I have now)
Playing basketball
The internet
My notebook/sketchbook
Bacon (it's really just the best)
Oxygen (you know, on a purely practical level)

My writing and basketball. I'm a Celtics fan, it is my curse.

Hanging out with friends, but my Monday nights are much more exciting.