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30 M Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), Arabic (Okay), Hebrew (Poorly), French (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I just moved to Philly. I love it, but I am totally busy with life. I really try to read all the messages and find time to meet interesting people. I truly hope you find what you are looking for here.


Michigan -> Cairo -> London -> Washington, DC -> For Sill, OK -> Fort Benning, GA -> New York -> Philadelphia

Hi, I'm Stuart. Here are a few things about me.

I took dance classes for 10 years, and I was part of the breakdance team in college.

After tying an Indian friend in a spicy food eating competition, it was believed by many that I bleed brown. This theory has been proven false - I actually bleed maize and blue.

I lived in Cairo for seven months and London for a year, and at one point in time, I was proficient in Arabic. Now I'm proficient in C++.

I used to run a meetup in NY where we programmed algorithms to complex computer science problems. I spent my Saturdays drinking beer and writing computer code. This fall, I'll spend it doing crossfit and watching Michigan football, although odds are I'll be at the library fixing bugs in my programs.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've worked primarily on the technical side of defense and intelligence, with some experience at the family business. I am now completing a masters in Computer Science @ Penn.

I'm presently designing an algorithm leveraging machine learning/natural language processing to predict when bars/clubs "tip." One of my favorite joys in life is showing up to a soon-to-be-crowded event 15 minutes before it tips. I want to predict every popular place in the world within a given timeframe, so that I can show up right before popular places tip.

Working on research with a friend/professor to predict based on text you have written if you are a giver, taker or matcher. Stuff like this - - but introduce computational analysis to the mix.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
finding many problems interesting, chest-to-bar pullups, and planning surprise birthday parties for friends.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Blue eyes and genuine curiosity.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like hip hop and dubstep like this - - and this - - and this - - and this - - and this - - and this -

I read books about breakthrough business and government practices, technology (hardware and software), social/political movements, organizational studies literature, and happiness.

I like action movies and comedies. I watch Shark Tank, Scandal and Homeland. I have a secret affinity for Pawn Stars.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hot liquids, technology, books on tape, music, life hacking the shit out of this world, commuting by bike
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many people seeking a partner in crime have been convicted of actual crime? What is the probability that they will engage in a crime during their lifetime and what is its standard deviation?

Why elevators can't just "know" that they are full, and consequently not stop on every floor on the way up or down? And why can't you unpress an elevator button by simply pressing it again?

Why the man asking for money on my block has better iphone headphones than I do?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
gym, cooking, and work (maybe out on a date).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a disproportionally huge ass and a decent Crip Walk.
You should message me if
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You have a depth of experience in life that you can share with me.

I am attracted to fierce, strong women - both psychologically and physically. Strong is "sexy," and I measure it in a variety of ways.

You can't stop laughing from this - This guy is Michael Scott meets Austin Powers -