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29 M Ann Arbor, MI

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:18am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), Arabic (Okay), Hebrew (Poorly), French (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Michigan -> Cairo -> London -> Washington, DC -> For Sill, OK -> Fort Benning, GA -> New York -> Michigan

Hi, I'm Stuart. Here are a few things about me.

I took dance classes for 10 years, and I was part of the breakdance team in college.

After tying an Indian friend in a spicy food eating competition, it was believed by many that I bleed brown. This theory has been proven false - I actually bleed maize and blue.

I lived in Cairo for seven months and London for a year, and at one point in time, I was proficient in Arabic. Now I'm proficient in C++.

I used to run a meetup in NY where we programmed algorithms to complex computer science problems. I spent my Saturdays drinking beer and writing computer code.

I took up crossfit several years ago. I'm now a level one certified trainer, although I only train people for fun.

I'm moving to Philly for a Masters at Penn in CS in mid-August.
What I’m doing with my life
Working in technology and analytics
I’m really good at
not giving up, finding any problem interesting.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like hip hop and dubstep like this - - and this - - and this - - and this - - and this -

I read books about breakthrough business and government practices, technology (hardware and software), social/political movements, organizational studies literature, and happiness.

I like action movies and comedies. I watch Shark Tank, Scandal and Homeland. I have a secret affinity for Pawn Stars.
The six things I could never do without
Hot liquids, technology, books on tape, music, life hacking the shit out of this world, commuting by bike
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many people seeking a partner in crime have been convicted of actual crime? What is the probability that they will engage in a crime during their lifetime and what is its standard deviation?

Why elevators can't just "know" that they are full, and consequently not stop on every floor on the way up or down? And why can't you unpress an elevator button by simply pressing it again?

Why the man asking for money on my block has better iphone headphones than I do?
On a typical Friday night I am
gym, cooking, and work (maybe out on a date).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a disproportionally huge ass and a decent Crip Walk.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have a depth of experience in life that you can share with me.

I am attracted to fierce women - psychologically, and physically. If you enjoy picking up heavy weight, we will probably get along.

You can't stop laughing from this - This guy is Michael Scott meets Austin Powers -