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stuwags

30 Philadelphia, PA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:23pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Arabic (Okay), Hebrew (Poorly), French (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Michigan -> Cairo -> London -> Washington, DC -> Fort Sill, OK -> Fort Benning, GA -> New York -> Philadelphia

Hi, I'm Stuart. Here are a few things about me.

I took dance classes for 10 years, and I was part of the breakdance team in college.

After tying an Indian friend in a spicy food eating competition, it was believed by many that I bleed brown. This theory has been proven false - I actually bleed maize and blue. Update: I won an Indian restaurant challenge, and received a certificate. My Indian friend failed the challenge :)

I lived in Cairo for seven months and London for a year, and at one point in time, I was proficient in Arabic. Now I'm proficient in C++.

I run a meetup where we program algorithms to complex computer science problems. I spend my Saturdays drinking beer and writing code with friends.

One of the first things they teach in school is to draw a straight line. But I wasn't very good at that, and I think it explains my life. I have varied interests, accomplishments, and goals. I zig and zag because for me, life isn't linear. I come from a family of people who have had trouble drawing lines, and I'm looking for a zagger in my life. Maybe you'll join me?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've worked in DC in government and at my family's business. Moved to Philly to complete a masters in Computer Science @ Penn.

I'm currently conducting research that attempts to classify givers, takers and matchers by what people write. By effectively classifying people who are kind and helpful, organizations could improve culture and productivity.

I'm moving to Palo Alto this summer for work. I'll be back in August.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
finding many problems interesting, chest-to-bar pullups, helping people think through hard and decisions and planning surprise birthday parties, absurd Craigslist ads that draw lots of attention
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Blue eyes, genuine curiosity and kindness
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like hip hop and dubstep like this - https://soundcloud.com/dveloped - and this - https://soundcloud.com/lecastlevania/kaskade-turn-it-down-le-castle - and this - https://soundcloud.com/mikaelwills/thrift-shop-mikael-wills - and this - https://soundcloud.com/cashcash/overtime-dotexe-candyland - and this - https://soundcloud.com/flux-pavilion/im-the-one - and this - https://soundcloud.com/zomboy/01-nuclear-hands-up-1.

I read books about breakthrough business and government practices, technology (hardware and software), social/political movements, organizational studies literature, and happiness.

I like action movies and comedies. I watch Shark Tank, Scandal, Homeland and House of Cards. I have a secret affinity for Pawn Stars.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hot liquids, technology, books on tape, music, life hacking the shit out of this world, commuting by bike
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many people seeking a partner in crime have been convicted of actual crime? What is the probability that they will engage in a crime during their lifetime ?

Why elevators can't just "know" that they are full, and consequently not stop on every floor on the way up or down? And why can't you unpress an elevator button by simply pressing it again?

Why the man asking for money on my block has better iphone headphones than I do?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
gym, cooking, and work (maybe out on a date).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a disproportionally huge ass and a decent Crip Walk.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a depth of experience in life that you can share with me.

I am attracted to fierce, strong women - both psychologically and physically. Strong is "sexy," and I measure it in a variety of ways.

You can't stop laughing from this - This guy is Michael Scott meets Austin Powers - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yt9olqwIeE

You want to fly a drone with me.