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31 M O'Fallon, MO

My Details

Last Online
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6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Me in a box on the internet. I have no clue how other guys fill this out, but you're here, you're reading, you're dazzled by my stunning spelling and punctuation skills. So let's get down to it.

I am without a doubt a sarcastic smart ass and 10/10 people would write that down in a survey about me. I have far more song lyrics memorized than even I realize sometimes. Seriously, how in the world do some of these songs get written into my brain? I've done a couple of triathlons. You're pretty much always going to find me in good shape, though I have more than a few lazy days. I write my own music and, to my great embarrassment, occasionally get my own songs stuck in my head.

I have several nerdy tendencies. Should you peruse my photos, you will perchance note that I do love me some Doctor Who. I like good whiskey and good beer. My fridge almost always has a good craft brew of some sort in it. I dance enthusiastically at weddings when the opportunity presents itself. The elusive first move? Yes, I have no problems making it. Should we get to know each other, there will inevitably come a time where I say something that you will have zero idea where it came from.

Ok, time to end this before it rambles on into a sprawling mess.
What I’m doing with my life
Living it? I've always thought that this question was far too large and general. Too many people struggle with finding elusive meaning in life. I just try to go for happy.
I’m really good at
This space just feels too much like bragging. But I once wrestled 3 bears and knocked out an elephant with nothing but my face. True story.
The first things people usually notice about me
I laugh easily and don't take things that seriously that don't need to be. Besides that, you'd have to tell me. I've never met myself for the first time before.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
So, so many things. If I wrote down even a portion of them this space would be full to bursting. I'm pretty sure I've watched Arrested Development 2 or 3 times through. My favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard. My bookshelves are heavy with a lean toward the fantastical/science fiction(Sanderson, Butcher, Rothfuss), my Netflix queue has broad range and includes favorites Doctor Who and Firefly (though I am a sucker for comic book movies), I have a tendency to fall for catchy music outside my usual genres (leading to some embarrassing pop tune listening), and who doesn't like to eat (hint: sushi and steak are keys to my heart)
The six things I could never do without
Smart phone
Good friends/family
Playing Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many people noticed that I listed seven things instead of six up above.
On a typical Friday night I am
Please insert a cliché about going out or staying in here. And send me a message with your proposal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I get songs stuck in my head for days at a time. Also, small confession? That's not really my tricycle in one of my photos.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Fairly intelligent and easy going. I poke fun at too many random things for anyone too uptight. Also, be forewarned, if I like you in a couple messages, I'm going to ask you out to meet in real life. As nice as this place is, I feel like very little is a good substitute for seeing if there's chemistry out in the real world.