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styckiewicz

28 M Staten Island, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Military
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm new to NYC! Don't let my pictures fool you I smile a lot, I'm sarcastic, and I'm really goofy. I've been told I'm absolutely hilarious. I love to travel and go on adventures. I'm looking for cool chick to explore this big city with.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in the Coast Guard, and they stationed me in beautiful Staten Island. I used to be a high school special education teacher in Massachusetts, but I re-evaluated my life and realized I don't want to sit in a classroom for the next thirty years (no disrespect towards those in the field of education, teaching is one of the best jobs in the world.) So basically I save burning babies out of sinking boats, get in Steven Seagal style shoot outs with terrorists, and make billion dollar drug busts every day.
I’m really good at
Flip cup, Jeopardy, eating multiple lobsters in one sitting, keeping a straight face, accents and making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually it would be my hair but it's short because I just got out of CG boot camp. Before basic training I was asked if I knew I had "perfect" hair. My magnificent hair will be back soon, don't worry.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Picture of Dorian Gray

The Sun Also Rises

Prince of Thieves

Return of the Living Dead II (the greatest zombie movie ever made)

How it's Made

Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin

Raw fish on rice, lobsters, basically anything that crawls or swims in the ocean.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
if Chris Coyne gets a lot of tail because he owns a dating website...
On a typical Friday night I am
Smokin' weed with Craig and Smokey, gettin' chased around by Big Worm and Deebo.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I tied a girls shoes together in the first grade and when she stood up she fell into a desk and broke her nose.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're a super model and filthy rich, or you like to hang out with sarcastic people.