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I am the undisputed champion of super obscure movie quotes and
random song lyrics. My brothers and I have turned inside jokes into
a form of art and second language. I love to laugh, and try make
everyone else laugh almost as often. I've got a witty, sarcastic
and sometimes dry, sense of humor. I crack inappropriate jokes
often; but I definitely understand boundaries and do my best to
respect them. Making people laugh and finding the positives in
otherwise terrible situations is a major talent of mine.
I am very family oriented, and thus try and make it a point to
spend time with everyone once a week or so. But I am also very
ambitious and career driven, so I value my free time and don't mind
spending my evenings just relaxing and unwinding. I have gotten to
a place where I have a firm grasp on what I want out of life.
Therefore, I am seeking a like-minded individual.
I am very outgoing and have a tendency to stand out in a crowd. But
at the same time I can be a little shy in a one-on-one setting
until I get to know you a bit.I also am generally very polite, well
mannered and friendly. As a result, I make friends everywhere I go.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work telecommunications and networking for a major fortune 500
company. More specifically, I handle order entry and account
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
As is apparent by reading my profile so far, I am also a master of
run-on sentences. I have a tendency to place commas where periods
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height, smile, eyes and my sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Wheel of Time series, anything by Brandon Sanderson, Shutter
Island, George RR Martin
Django Unchained, Dark Knight trilogy, Lord of the Rings,
Inception, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Snatch, Gladiator, The Matrix, Blood
Game of Thrones, Rescue Me, Sons of Anarchy, Archer, The League,
American Horror Story, South Park
Muse, 36 Crazyfists, Bloodsimple, Nine Inch Nails, Stone Sour,
Tool, A Perfect Circle, The Killers, Fair to Midland, Black Label
I will eat just about anything put in front of me at least once. I
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What animals are thinking. The meaning of life, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends or family. I am a bit of a craft beer aficionado,
I greatly enjoy trying all kinds of crazy new beers.
That said, I am also perfectly content to sit at home, curled up on
the couch with a good book or good movie. Nothing better sometimes
than a lazy weekend.
You should message me if
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You have a sense of humor and are preferably family-oriented. As I
previously stated, I'm looking for someone who knows what they want
out of life, and wants to find someone to share it with.
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