Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So many profiles read like resumes. They're more about marketing
one's self rather than giving the reader an accurate picture of who
the author is that, really, by the time you've finished reading,
you don't know anything more about the person, or your
compatibility with them, than you did when you started.
I figured this was a good way to try and sidestep this
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I was quite surprised at just how cohesive it was. I hope you
Have you ever had a fly land on your computer screen and your first
reaction was to try and shoo it away with your mouse cursor?
I have one arm attached to the right side of my body.
Recently I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it
In order to relax, I play a small acting part in educational films
such as "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly," also I have written an
encyclopedia that is now used as supplemental reading material for
people with too much shelf-space on their bookshelf.
I manage time efficiently. I weave, cook. draw, sing and weave- All
at the same time.
I believe that good judgment comes from experience, though, more
often than not, experience comes from bad judgment.
I may not be totally perfect but, parts of me are excellent.
I've also discovered why forklifts have to be so big, even though
they only lift forks. But why does the chicken cross the road, huh,
if not for love? *sigh* I do not know.
"Everybody dies, not everybody lives" -- I love the quote, but have
no idea where it's from. 10 brownie points if you can tell me. 100
points and a cereal box top can be redeemed for the best brownie
recipe in the world.
If you don't take yourself too seriously and are an individual
rather than special, social rather than introspective, curious
rather than scared, then I would like to meet you. I just want to
hang out briefly to see if there is chemistry between us. That, or
potential for a friendship. I'm fine with both outcomes - or
neither. I get out enough as it is. Send me a message, lets get to
know each other and we'll take it from there.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
At this very moment... Writing nonsense on an OkCupid profile.
Tomorrow is another day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Naked ski jumping, like in that issue of Playgirl with Burt
Reynolds on the cover. '74, I think. Good spread, you should check
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That there's something a bit odd about me. They tend to warm up to
my quirks fairly quickly though, and soon find them endearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I hate trying to pin down specific favourites, I'd be here all year
listing songs, names, titles and dishes. I love everything I read,
watch, listen to and or ingest equally.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Heh, nah: Those are just the first six things I saw in the ad
banners on this site.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things that I could make out of duct tape and how I should probably
buy some new pants. The two are inter-related at times.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Practising my multitasking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once tried to hook up with a brother and sister (twins actually)
at the same party. Separately of course, incest is not really my
You should message me if
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You think you left your phone in my medicine cabinet and want me to
check for you. <-- totally not intended as sexual innuendo...
but reading it back all, I can picture is a guy with a grimy
mustache and brylcream hairdo exaggeratedly winking.
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