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33 M Newtown, CT

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:09pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
So this is the part of my profile where I'm supposed to tell you how awesome I am and stroke my own ego while feeding the inner narcissist in me. After all, when writing a profile you're not you; you're the ambassador to you.

I've talked to enough ladies online to know that this is also where the lowest common denominator of guys commonly troll. So rather than bore you with superfluous details about myself I figured I'd keep this simple because you're probably busy deleting emails from creepy guys. In a nutshell I'm a semi-sane individual who has all of their ducks in order. I like random weekend jaunts to Canada, and have been known to jump out of airplanes from time to time (if you want to come then great, if not then I promise not to let you know until after the fact)

What am I looking for? Someone original. I'm tired of reading cookie cutter profiles that paint in the broadest brush imaginable. "I like laughing, being inside as well as outside, and goofy but serious when needed". It's not that I'm not interested in these things, it's just that they could be ascribed to 99.9% of the population. I love reading witty profiles that can make me laugh. Yes having good photos is important, but I'm much more attracted to profiles that are fun to read (not to mention the fact that they're much easier to respond to).

So if you're a witty person that likes to laugh and have a good time I'd love to meet you. And if you're a witty person with an otherwise boring profile be sure to plagiarize someone else first.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a software architect. I play with Lego's worth millions of dollars.
I’m really good at
Sarcasm. I have a penchant knack for making sly jokes and painting with broad brushes.

I'm obviously good at computers since that's what I do for a living, but no, I don't possess the ability to magically fix laptops that "don't work".

I'm also something of a mixed bag when it comes to cooking. My artistic capabilities rarely extend much past programming. However, I have an uncanny ability to make stunning pot roasts.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I look a little like David Tennant when I'm wearing my new glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read a lot of technical books for work. I've also read the Hunger Games, Insurgant, and My Horizontal Life (yes I know the third one is very different from the first two)
The six things I could never do without
My phone and by extension my music, camera, and Internet
My Kindle
My dog
AC in the summer
My car
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually out having dinner and drinks with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can play the theme song to Super Mario Bros. on the piano.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like traveling, or jumping out of airplanes...preferably both.