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34 Newtown, CT Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 22
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), LISP (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm cut from a different cloth than most guys. I don't drink beer or watch sports. I actually pay attention to what I wear, and I have a unique taste in music. I'm also an avid skier and frequently spend time in VT during the winter. I'm usually pretty mild mannered for the most part, but enjoy sky diving. I'm also a pro at cooking pot roast and pop tarts, yet lack the ability to cook anything else.

What am I looking for? Someone that is good at mad libs. I also like witty people who can make me laugh. I want to say smart too, but if you're good at mad libbing odds are you're already smart.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Software architect. Personally I prefer the term "drunk wizard" since most of my best work is done in a late night caffeine infused stupor. On that note if any of this profile seems unintellible now your know why.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasm. I have a penchant knack for making sly jokes and painting with broad brushes.

I'm also a professional day dreamer. I have a looming suspicion that I might be an undiagnosed ADD.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My bright blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lately I've been working my way through Atlas Shrugged. I don't necessarily agree with Ayn Rands politics but it's still an interesting read and definitely more plausible than corporations taking over the world (although it would be fun to watch Starbucks and DD get into a turf war).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My phone and by extension my music, camera, and Internet
My Kindle
My dog
AC in the summer
My car
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why does everyone single out country music and/or rap when they say they enjoy "all kinds of music" while giving yodeling a free pass? Really? I've yet to meet a single person with The Lonely Goatherd on their iPod. Oh and quit hating on country music, Charlie Daniels is awesome.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually out having dinner and drinks with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't like rap or country music, but i do have The Lonely Goatherd bookmarked in Spotify for comedy purposes.

Also, I'm not a Subaru fan boy, not anymore at least. I was until my last one (literally) blew up on me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like traveling, skiing, and are a generally nice person. Bonus points if you like skydiving (or would at least consider it).

Also, no commitaphobes please. This happens far too often.