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subliminlsystem

34 M Bristol, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Sep 9, 2008
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French, German

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My self-summary
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extracted from my biography currently being serialised in the daily mail:

"raised by wolves from the age of 5 after the untimely death of both step parents will first came to the attention of the swedish government in 1988 as a ferral and semi-literate hound master. after 3 years of intensive mind programming he joined the swedish special forces and built a reputation for eating chocolate whilst all around him crumbled. this led to his first court marshalling after choosing to eat a kinder beuno rather than save the life of the notibly corrupt then swedish leader oyvind leonhardsen.

his career in the forces never recovered and very little is known of his life between 1993 to 1998. speculation points to a series of unexplained shootings in the russian mafia but all evidence is scarce. what cannot be refuted is that, having spent his life up to this point as a 3 foot tall troll with huge arms and a tendancy toward violent lunacy, will emerged from this unknown period well over 6 foot with a calm and laid back persona. it is thought that will only kills occasionally now and even when the bloodlust overcomes him his victims are generally chosen from a list of paul daniel's closest friends.

from 1998 to 2000 will grew a number of different plants and small trees on an allotment located on a roundabout on the a34 north of newbury. it is thought that this period of will's life would have taken him to the grave had it not been for the millenium computer bug, which killed all of the plants and left will distraught.

determined to bounce back however will moved to bristol and started a new life as a brain surgeon working for the top secret airbus military hospital. during this period he worked on brains of the famous and powerful, including george w bush and sir bobby robson. again tragedy was to befall him however as a series of incidents involving sugical equipment being left in patient's brains post op led to a swift dismissal and a large scale internal coverup.

his current location and occupation are unknown, though rumours persist that he is in the process of collecting a series of vehicles that fit inside each other like matryoshka dolls."

I am artistic, social, and egregious
What I’m doing with my life
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right its about time i updated this bit i suppose cos its all changed a fair bit recently...

got back from travelling round europe in my big yellow campervan last year (met loads of people, went to festivals and cities and random villages and the middle of many different nowheres, was loads of fun!).

i'm now a company director (dunno how that happened!) at a small and fairly hippy company in bristol. we make computer games and websites and lots of other creative but computer related stuff.

outside of work (which is quite a lot, only working 4 days a week which is sweeeet!) i'm writing a lot of music, mainly psytrance and breaks. this year i've started to get loads of gigs which is wikkid, just got back from playing at sunrise festival and have a few more festival dates line up before the end of the summer... its going to be fun!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
using computers, cooking food, writing music, playing pool, making cocktails, having fun, wasting time on t'internet
The first things people usually notice about me
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not sure... i'm pretty tall though so boring though it may be its probably that!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books : douglas adams - hitch hikers guide and dirk gently, lord of the rings, george orwell - 1984, naomi kleine - no logo, harrington on hold-em ;), asimov, more...

films : battle royale, kill bill, saw, many others but i can never think of them... i like big stuupid action films (serenity was good) and wierd obscure (and possibly short) films, disturbing and/or sick films (battle royale & saw are good examples of them!)

music : psytrance (scorb, cosmosis, timecode records, nano records), drum n bass (tech itch, squarepusher, venetian snares, moving shadow stuff), uk hip hop (roots manuva, task force, rodney p, skitz, braintax, skinnyman etc), some us hip hop (ozomatli, jurassic5, de la soul...), 60s soul and rhythm and blues type stuff, random warp type weird electronic noise/music, breaks (far too loud, aquasky)... ...probably more i've forgotten (breakcore springs to mind!)

food: sunday roast is always good! also hot and spicy foods (fresh chillis and oriental spices are tasty!), fresh vegetables, most meat (especially steak), seafood (especially mussels and tiger prawns), mashed potato, fresh ginger, and lots more... drinks-wise - fruit juice is the way forward! also caipirinha and other lime-based cocktails, and fruit smoothies, with or without alcomohol...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
friends, music, dancing, computers, sunshine, new experiences...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
music, how on earth my dodgy old van that i bought off ebay managed it all the way round europe and where to take it next, science stuff, festivals, travelling, why i went in on that last hand... (online poker is baaad m'kay)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
bouncing to some music in a club / forest / warehouse, or socialising with friends over a few beers
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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ha!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–54
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you believed everything in the self summary section