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San Francisco, California
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I have a bit of an octopus fetish, and apparently reflexively close my eyes in mirth. West of Pecos putting a serious dent in my pants. Positive dent!
This is an arbitrary stock AirBNB cat
Losing myself in the dreamy folds of feline funk
Me as a spritely 24 year old, flush with youth. This photo is from a thousand years ago, yes, but it is a useful data point to the canny. This is a semi-controlled demolition.
Myself as a lad, my brother, myself
Talking smack and implicitly making false claims to having survived Haleakala. (I have now actually survived Haleakala! w00t!)
Moi, circa 2006, beating the streets of Oslo. That lad is clearly missing and last spotted sniffing a dodgy looking flower laced with something dicey.
South Africans represent at Han Il Kwan
My nipples are squirreled away, all three of the wee fuckers. All but my tackle up for display, but you will have to either buy me flowers, lend me your pony or scrawl a lazy insipid 3 liner to me in order to receive the Blessed Wotsit Shot.
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