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sublimporcupine

33 San Francisco, CA Man

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Losing myself in the dreamy folds of feline funk. I have very few glamour shots, so the cat stays.

I was clearly designed more for arboreal living than trotting around on terra firma

Ladies love the mounted heads of my foes adorning my abode ala mode

An in focus photograph of me getting thoroughly out of focus on corporate margaritas.

If the blurry man was petite it would appear I was about to kiss him; this did not transpire

This is an arbitrary stock AirBNB cat. You will notice I am cupping its titties and it looks content

Not about to drive the provided safety pins through my theoretical nipples; running sans arms bites

Talking smack and implicitly making false claims to having survived Haleakala. (I have now actually survived Haleakala! w00t!)

Me freshly dismounted; I have a wasp waisted V-Strom which has shown me life outside of SF

Old arse mountang (Drakensberg), blonder brothers first day at school, copper headed misfit is moi