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33 San Francisco, CA Man


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If the blurry man was petite it would appear I was about to kiss him; this did not transpire

Losing myself in the dreamy folds of feline funk. I have very few glamour shots, so the cat stays.

Not about to drive the provided safety pins through my theoretical nipples; running sans arms bites

An in focus photograph of me getting thoroughly out of focus on corporate margaritas.

I have a bit of an octopus fetish, and so, apparently, does my toupée

This is an arbitrary stock AirBNB cat. You will notice I am cupping its titties and it looks content

I was an African child; Me, my brother photobombing, me pointing at the camera like a bright spark

Me freshly dismounted; I have a wasp waisted V-Strom which has shown me life outside of SF

Talking smack and implicitly making false claims to having survived Haleakala. (I have now actually survived Haleakala! w00t!)

Berlin: Amma one of the shitheads corrupting the mission;occasionally ppl listen to the crud I spout