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32 / M / Straight / Single
San Francisco, CA
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Losing myself in the dreamy folds of feline funk. I have very few glamour shots, so the cat stays.
I have been known to think on occasion; not posed, the captuer was deft and silent
An in focus photograph of me getting thoroughly out of focus on corporate margaritas.
Myself with a much younger much more debonaire individual; the suit is well beyond my pay grade.
I have a bit of an octopus fetish, and apparently reflexively close my eyes in mirth. West of Pecos putting a serious dent in my pants. Positive dent!
This is an arbitrary stock AirBNB cat. You will notice I am cupping its titties and it looks content
I was a child once. Myself as a lad/burro, my brother, myself.
Talking smack and implicitly making false claims to having survived Haleakala. (I have now actually survived Haleakala! w00t!)
My nipples are squirreled away, all three of the wee fuckers. All but my tackle up for display, but you will have to either buy me flowers, lend me your pony or scrawl a lazy insipid 3 liner to me in order to receive the Blessed Wotsit Shot.
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