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sublimporcupine

34 San Francisco, CA Man

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Losing myself in the dreamy folds of feline funk. I have very few glamour shots, so the cat stays.

Honolulu really encourages this kind of behavior. (I am left, as I hope you can tell)

I am trying (somewhat) to avoid the ancient South African tradition of succumbing to skin cancer.

Not about to drive the provided safety pins through my theoretical nipples; running sans arms bites

I was aiming for a little old lady but alas, she made herself scarce ruining my Instagram moment.

If you give the barmaid a suitably saucy glance, the beer is free!

If the blurry man was petite it would appear I was about to kiss him; this did not transpire

This is an arbitrary stock AirBNB cat. You will notice I am cupping its titties and it looks content

Me freshly dismounted; I have a wasp waisted V-Strom which has shown me life outside of SF