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sublimporcupine

31 / M / Straight / Single

San Francisco, California

His Details

Last Online
Apr 15
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Leo and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Poorly), Norwegian (Okay)

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My self-summary
I am a straight cut thoughtful guy with a playful streak a mile wide. I hail from South Africa (left for good at age 24) and suspect this tangibly flavours me.

I am also an imposing (dashing?) 6'2" in OKC units, which are clearly a little more petite than their real world counterparts.

http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/the-biggest-lies-in-online-dating/
What I’m doing with my life
Living abroad, finding a haven which strikes a nice balance between stimulation and security. South Africa is looking a little woolly these days, so I set my caravan rolling as soon as I graduated to adulthood.

1981-1999 (Durban, South Africa)
2000 (Lillehammer, Norway)
2001 (Durban/Milwaukee)
2002-2005 (Grahamstown, South Africa)
2006 (London/Oslo)
2007 (Oslo/New York)
2008 (New York)
2009-present (San Francisco)

I have dropped anchor here and am really taken with San Francisco. I acquired 2 (hand-me-down) cats in New York and have every intent of making myself part of the furniture.

I:
run (between 20-40 miles a week at present)
boulder (Mission cliffs membership sprouting mushrooms)
bike, snow board
use a motorbike as my primary means of motorized transportation
am up for basically anything dynamic and exhilarating.
I’m really good at
butchering the Queens tongue
non sequiturs
calling bullshit
licking my plate clean
tearing the bottom out of my pants
seducing animals (Like a ballsy snow white)
The first things people usually notice about me
My wonky accent
My gregarious nature
My roiling undercurrent of physical energy
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
food: Larb Ped
music: Radiohead, Death Cab for Cutie, Bjork, Springbok Nude Girls, Beirut, Portishead, Broken Social Scene, Daft Punk, The Flaming Lips, Paul Simon, Queen, Rodriguez (I listen to a wide range of crud, I am not going to articulate every musical strain which rocks my tits)

This is South African and rocks my world:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAGskbHI2Ws

(Finding South African music clips on youtube is like searching for dodos (Raphus cucullatus) in thick scrub; pretty fucking unrewarding)

The Flaming Lips' "Do you realize" is the most bitter-sweet song I have ever heard:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zYOKFjpm9s

This displaces me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVVmsxR67ZE

books: Dune series, The Devils Dictionary, A Fire Upon the Deep
movies: Being John Malkovich/Big Fish
The six things I could never do without
good reading material
natural beauty
time to reflect
animal companionship
deep off-kilter conversation
exercise
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the universe at large
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends
Exploring the city
Night rides (bike)
Relaxing inside with someone stimulating
Open for suggestions
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is unlikely to be delivered in text on a website. That said, I am a bit of a romantic fool. I also have a third nipple, not that it amounts to much but this is a fitted luxury which comes as part of the package.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You have some curiosity about the world and have had some success (or at least the gumption!) in exploring it.
You suspect you can make me snort milk out of my nose with a well placed punch line.
You have pluck.