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sublimporcupine

33 San Francisco, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:45pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Poorly), Norwegian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a straight cut thoughtful guy with a playful streak a mile wide. I originally hail from a subtropical bit of South Africa (having bailed in 2006, age 25) and hence continually catch people expecting an American/familiar perspective off guard.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Flowing: Durban -> Lillehammer -> Grahamstown -> Oslo -> New York -> San Francisco

I have dropped anchor here and am quite thoroughly taken with San Francisco. I acquired 2 (second hand) cats in New York and have every intent of making myself part of the furniture.

I enjoy travel and have been to many many places not articulated above for short stints/trips/business.

I run, boulder, traipse, bike, snow board and use a motorbike as my primary means of transportation.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
butchering the Queens tongue
non sequiturs
calling bullshit
spouting bullshit (like a teapot)
tearing the seams out of my pants (kinetic maelstrom)
seducing animals (Like a ballsy snow white)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My wonky accent (what other languages do you speak again?)
My roiling undercurrent of physical energy
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
food: larb ped, lamb stew, squid ink risotto, pork chops, Dolsot bibimbap

books: Just So Stories, The Little Prince, What I talk about when I talk about running, Dune series (latter books), The Devils Dictionary, A Fire Upon the Deep, Jitterbug perfume, Sprout Mask Replica, Kalki, Dr. Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation

movies: Birdman, "Synecdoche, New York", Being John Malkovich, Big Fish, 12 Monkeys, The Princess Bride

music: Radiohead, Death Cab for Cutie, Bjork, Springbok Nude Girls, Beirut, Portishead, Broken Social Scene, Daft Punk, The Flaming Lips, Paul Simon, Queen, Rodriguez

music clips:

This is South African and rocks my world: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAGskbHI2Ws

The Flaming Lips' "Do you realize" hits me more than it probably should:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zYOKFjpm9s

This displaces me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVVmsxR67ZE
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
good reading material
natural beauty
time to reflect
animal companionship
deep off-kilter conversation
exercise
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the universe at large; we have so much information at our disposal now that no question has to go unanswered, no assertion untested.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends
Exploring the city
Relaxing inside with someone stimulating
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I harbour the firm conviction that when we bred the small dog breeds, we were not breeding for intelligence. Maybe I just need to meet the right petite pooch.
You should message me if
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Curiosity, uber alles, consumes you. I don't much care about the particulars, but there is a lot to know/understand and I love sharing space with people who are pervasively curious.