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33 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 25
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Poorly), Norwegian (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I am a straight cut thoughtful guy with a playful streak a mile wide. I hail from South Africa (left for good at age 24) and suspect this tangibly flavours me.

I am also an imposing (dashing?) 6'2" in OKC units, which are clearly a little more petite than their real world counterparts.

if you entertained the notion that my username is a contraction of sublimated porcupine we will get along just fine. I did exhaust the OKC character limit. (all the good names do: manbearporkablepig or debonairsasquatch)
What I’m doing with my life
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Living abroad, finding a haven which strikes a nice balance between stimulation and security. South Africa is looking a little woolly these days, so I set my caravan rolling as soon as I graduated to adulthood.

1981-1999 (Durban, South Africa)
2000 (Lillehammer, Norway)
2001 (Durban/Milwaukee)
2002-2005 (Grahamstown, South Africa)
2006 (London/Oslo)
2007 (Oslo/New York)
2008 (New York)
2009-present (San Francisco)

I have dropped anchor here and am really taken with San Francisco. I acquired 2 (hand-me-down) cats in New York and have every intent of making myself part of the furniture.

If I had to live elsewhere (as a foreigner living on an ephemeral visa, I have to have contingency plans lest the INS load me into a trebuchet) I would probably descend on Berlin, Barcelona or Brisbane.

run, boulder, traipse, bike, snow board
use a motorbike as my primary means of motorized transportation
am up for basically anything dynamic and exhilarating.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
butchering the Queens tongue
non sequiturs
calling bullshit
spouting bullshit (like a teapot)
licking my plate clean
tearing the bottom out of my pants
seducing animals (Like a ballsy snow white)
gritting my teeth through the fire
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My wonky accent
My gregarious nature
My roiling undercurrent of physical energy
My cro-magnon brow
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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food: larb ped, lamb stew, squid ink risotto, pork chops, Dolsot bibimbap

music: Radiohead, Death Cab for Cutie, Bjork, Springbok Nude Girls, Beirut, Portishead, Broken Social Scene, Daft Punk, The Flaming Lips, Paul Simon, Queen, Rodriguez (I listen to a wide range of crud, I am not going to articulate every musical strain which rocks my tits)

This is South African and rocks my world:

(Finding South African music clips on youtube is like searching for dodos (Raphus cucullatus) in thick scrub; pretty fucking unrewarding)

The Flaming Lips' "Do you realize" is the most bitter-sweet song I have ever heard:

This displaces me:

books: Dune series (latter books), The Devils Dictionary, A Fire Upon the Deep, Jitterbug perfume, Sprout Mask Replica

movies: Being John Malkovich/Big Fish/12 Monkeys
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
good reading material
natural beauty
time to reflect
animal companionship
deep off-kilter conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the universe at large
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends
Exploring the city
Night rides (bike)
Relaxing inside with someone stimulating
Open for suggestions
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is unlikely to be delivered in text on a website. That said, I am a bit of a romantic fool. I also have a third nipple, not that it amounts to much but this is a fitted luxury which comes as part of the package.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You have some curiosity about the world and have had some success (or at least the gumption!) in exploring it.

You suspect you can make me snort milk out of my nose with a well placed punch line.

You have pluck.