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submarine_humor

34 Columbus, OH Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I am a card carrying and sarcastic smartie pants. I love to laugh and get others to laugh with me. Even more, I enjoy long and thought provoking conversations, especially when humor is present.

I am articulate, mischievous and opinionated but respectful and thoughtful. I come from a southern roots via my mother but I was raised urban/suburban my whole life, so I am a blend of both cultures where respect meets ambition.

I am working on completing my degree while being the best dad to my little girl that I can be. She is my sunshine and my motivation to continue to improve myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I haven't had cable in a few years and I don't miss it at all. I can catch a good show on dvd, redbox or netflix later (hold the commercials please!). I'd rather be socializing, spending time with my kid or trying to do something with my life rather than wishing I had time to do something because I spent it watching TV on someone else's schedule.

I enjoy trying new foods, creative thinking and going on an adventure (planned or spontaneous).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, giving advice, learning new things (like how to do french braids), building things and coming up a way to turn almost anything into a way to laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually, the shine coming off my "chrome dome" or my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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To be honest, reading books is not as entertaining for me as it is for most people.

I did however, enjoy reading the book "Why do men have nipples?" It is a great read especially if you read in small bits instead of large blocks of time and want to know the answer to some really weird medical questions. "Why do men fall asleep after sex?" fell short on my expectations of a sequel.

I enjoy a wide range of movies including but not limited to:
Fight club, Secretary, Stardust, The Ultimate Gift, Fifth Element, 13 Conversations About One Thing, Down Periscope and kid's movies (especially with my daughter).

Musically I am am oddity and I don't anticipate finding anyone on this site who knows of, let alone also enjoys the bands that I enjoy. I do hope to find someone who is willing to experience them with me, while I learn about their interests as well.

Bands: Imperative Reaction, VNV Nation, Razed In Black, The Azoic, Celldweller, iio, Gravity Kills, Seabound, Mind.in.a.box, State of the Union... The list goes on.

Food: I have a wide range of things that I will eat, so in general I like spicy more than sweet and I like to try new things. If you haven't had a fried rice omelette, you haven't lived.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hot sauce (franks or sriracha)
Good Conversation
Family
Laughter
Basic needs for staying alive
The things I have learned from my past experiences
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why is it so hard to find someone who actually wants, what they claim they are looking to find?

So I am bald, so I have some character and I am not a Xerox of expectation like those "regulars" in the check out line at department stores, the gym or some trendy food outlet, so I have a passion for being a dad. I guess that is what makes me who I am.

If you want someone to accept you for who you are, then be willing to accept them for who they are as well. I am not perfect and I do not expect any woman I meet to be perfect. I actually want her to be flawed and confident enough to express her flaws, because those flaws just might be her best and most attractive qualities. I am attracted to someone because they have a tattoo, "tiger stripes", a quirky smile or a unique laugh. Anything that makes them beautiful and unique on the outside, just as they are on the inside. There is no mold or expectation, just the opportunity to get to know the right person for who they are completely.

I want to cuddle up next to someone who wants to be next to a guy like me, I want to find myself wanting to spend time with someone because their flaws make my flaws a perfect match for them and them for me. (looking for baggage that matches mine, like in Rent)

I dare any woman on here to prove me wrong. Show me that I do not have the patience to get through the hard times, the inspiration to do something spontaneous, the desire to make the most of every opportunity and the tenacity to make a friendship that can grow into something more with time, at a pace that we both enjoy, without the pressures of expectations from anyone, not even ourselves.

Is there a woman out there that is willing to be happy, not just today or tomorrow, but every day that she can have with a guy that makes her feel like she is the only woman he wants to say goodnight to, every night?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either with my daughter or living life, out with friends and usually having some fun conversations.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I secretly hate sleeping alone, it just doesn't feel natural.

There is something about:
~Someone's feet keeping warm against your body
~Random unprovoked hugs
~Tandem human pretzel formations
~Saying goodnight to someone you are likely to dream about, just before you drift off
~Falling asleep talking to them about anything and everything
~Saying good morning to someone that you just had dreams about.

Yeah, that's the good stuff.
You should message me if
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You have the ovaries to do so or take a risk and find out instead of judging and dismissing someone without getting to know them. You feel like you can challenge me and want to be challenged, in a positive and supporting way yourself. You are willing to be yourself, laugh, smile or cry, as necessary. You should be willing to share what is on your mind and embrace some random perspectives and off the wall comments. Most of all you should write me if you have the urge to do so or have questions/comments you would like a response to.

I have no problem writing you first, but if you contact me first, that doesn't make you any less of a lady, it just means you want to help a guy know that you would like to talk. I can pick up the ball and run with the chivalry from there, I promise.

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