First and Foremost (play nicely now):

Aries – Rams have a habit of pushing to the front of the line, both literally and figuratively. And while this quality has helped Aries get ahead, it can also compromise their relationships.

Taurus – Bulls love clutter. Being surrounded by all their possessions gives them a sense of security. It also creates headaches, confusion, and chaos.

Gemini – While bountifully blessed with the gift of gab, Twins are
notoriously bad listeners.

Cancer – If you've ever wondered how Cancers stay so sweet, take a look at their sugar intake. An occasional indulgence is fine, but too much dessert can take a toll on waist lines and energy levels.

Leo – The guy who's sitting next to you in the elegant restaurant, shouting to his personal assistant on his cell phone? Probably a Leo.

Virgo – These nit-pickers sometimes compromise their own pleasure for the sake of perfection.

Libra – Librans gave birth to the term "shopaholic". These folks have every credit card known to man.

Scorpio – Nobody carries a grudge better than this sign.

Sagittarius – Archers have a bad habit of telling the truth. And while these folks have the best intentions, that doesn't take the sting out of comments like, "Gee, those pants make you look fat!" or "Were you drunk when you wrote this report?"

Capricorn – This sign is the original workaholic. Many Capricorns fear that poverty will set in the moment they stop toiling.

Aquarius - Water-bearers get into the habit of creating completely self-sufficient lives. Unfortunately, this makes it difficult for them to achieve intimacy.

Pisces – As a water sign, it's only natural that Pisces finds comfort in liquids. When those liquids have a high alcohol content, problems can ensue. Naturally, a twelve-step program can be of enormous benefit here.

Since it's been awhile I feel like changing my summary. Let's see, what is new and exciting in the World of Amara (the Great - and yes, that was meant to be a sign of arrogance. I'm telling you, Hubris needs a comeback baby!).

I have since decided that I am seriously intelligent, and am eloquent with words but have not yet succumb to articulation of tact. Interesting to note: sensitive people often are the MOST callous sons-of-bitches you'll ever meet. (Go figure, God).

I have since decided that I am body conscious and hence I will not be found (God willingly) anywhere near 135 lbs and over. Last time I did that, I wanted to wear a paper bag over my head when I was looking through the size 12s. Not to knock big women - I mean, those of us who prefer being healthy and having a heart that can withstand the beats of an on-and-off smoker who uses Coffee as a Rosary. Hail Maxwell, Full of Beans - for Give thee of Her backstabbing-tea days. OR something like that.

I consider myself the nostalgic type with an overdrawn impression of Scarlett O'Hara as I masquerade in the Charade of Life. Somebody once told me - okay, so I told myself...really what difference does it make who told who - that within everybody's soul therein lies the Dormant Romantic Soul. And so, here I am on the Quest to either find that if that is anywhere near true...or simply actualize a romantic partner.

ask and it is given - is that not so?

other sense(s) of humor:
Morticians

Three morticians were having a few drinks one night and started discussing their hardest cases. The first said I believe I had the hardest. I had a young man that ran into a tree, it took a week before I could show him.

The second smiled, "That's nothing" he said. I had this couple that hit a train. It took two weeks before I could show them.

The third grinned and said "You two didn't have anything, I had a woman who jumped off a ten story building. She landed on a fire hydrant. It took me three weeks to get the smile off her face.

Switching Heads

This woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit.

He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?"

But she insists that it must be a blue suit and gives him a blank check to buy one.

When she comes back for the funeral, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the funeral director how much she loves the suit and asks how much it cost.

He says, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her. So... I switched the heads"

Popes Crossword

The pope and one of his aides were traveling across the Atlantic on plane, and during the flight, the Pope tried to catch up with one of his crossword puzzles.

Midway through the flight, the Pope leans over to his aid and whispers: "what's a 4-letter word that means 'woman' that ends in unt?"

His aide thinks for awhile and triumphantly says, "I have it. it's Aunt."

"Oh dear", says the pope, "do you have an eraser?"

I am in college majoring in English and possibly considering a minor in Communictions. I plan to be an author and/or freelance journalist although I am considering photojournalism and a career in the movie and film industry. But not to act, you understand, I did say I am a writer.

Lately I have been writing my theories ob Romance and the Mortal Immortal...as I have decided to experience it. Here are some of my thoughts:

And so I got to thinking about Love and what it is all about regarding things like Real Love, True Love and Unconditional Love. Due to the courtesy of the God and the Goddess, I have not only got the Gift of Gab but the Gift of Over-Analyzing. I repeat, judge not and condemn not.

Now, what is Unconditional Love. We all agree it means to accept someone for Who and What They Are. However, it leaves no room for not wanting to change the other. From my experience, and fair understanding I would like to say that it does, too. I may not be the Divine but I do love to comment on it’s behalf.

Continuing on this wealthy subject filled with sapphires, myrrh and diamonds – more so than the Mind can see…more so than the Heart can hold. I would, therefore, like to bring up the subject of True Love. I am not entirely convinced that I have experienced this. But in defense of the court and my jury, I would like to speculate that perhaps it is what they call Love at First Sight. When your Eyes meet another and both of you intuitively know that you were designed to be tighter. As a Hallmark Romantic as I am, I wish that I could say with sincerity to suggest that it would last a Lifetime but I have learned that not all relationships from Spiritual Perspective or not were meant to maintain such a journey.

Moving on to Real Love. Here to a certain degree, there’s a Purity in it. I have reflected upon it and would like to state that it is much like when two Souls meet and they simply vibe of each other. This is where I say that it becomes almost a Reincarnational Relationship – not to be confused with Soul Mates or Twin Flames. More like from a Spiritual Realm, it is where two Beings come from the same Soul Family, hence, when they unite it feels much like a reunion. There serves no purpose nor is there a need to judge each other – they are cut from the same cloth. It is what I call when you reach into a Comfort Zone with a particular Physical Being. There is no particular necessity to pursue a Romantic relationship – although you could choose to commence in sexual play merely to experience the Non-Physical melting into the Physical Being – because you are already closer in Union than that. In a nutshell, it would simply be a moot point.

Now, going back to Unconditional Love. Everyone wants – and should very well have the most beautiful relationship to have in these three Sacred Loves. But one must understand that if you choose that experience in a Romantic Relationship – be dutifully aware that you are agreeing to have a Parent/Child Relationship as taught in the old school Transcendental Meditation. Can’t even remember where it was Jung or Freud, but it is an odd psychological thing about how we supposedly subconsciously choose to marry our fathers…and boys their mommies. (In frank digression, what of homosexuals?)

However that is all Old Age thinking and coming into the Aquarian Age with my beloved Indigos, we realize that not everything that works now and not everything that was considered moral and natural serves any meaning now. Which may explain the sudden acceptance of homosexuality, single parenting and other old school aka “Via the Roman Catholic Church’s Teachings’ taboos.

As for True Love, that is more a Physical and Emotional (to a certain degree) experience rather than of a Spiritual and/or Soulful Experience. It is a Sacred Love, I wouldn’t mind experiencing being a Highly Sensitive and Emotional person. Would I seek another Emotional Body? Perhaps, it sure beats being in the Beta/Mental World. It’s just that it is not exactly as easy as pie to meet such man in my age reference who is actually willing to be out of his Mind. And when I say this I really just mean not being so glued up to planning, speculating and just generally being constantly grounded to his Right Brain. Want a man who thinks of more astral things – have abstract thoughts – have the ability to speak 3D in his language, ya heard me?

Are there any sureties in True Love? Guess you could say that Love is a risk that you may or may not win – but it is a gamble that must be played with a Genuine Open Heart as you choose to enter the National Playoffs of Love & Romance. With True Love, you are not given any Instructional Manuals and you are really playing it all by ear.

Real love is something that your Soul assured you with before you came into being. And before I continue, I do not want anyone to confuse Soul Love with Real Love either. Soul Love is an entirely different subject. Suffice to say that it is a Personal and Individual journey that has more to do with your Self and your Non-Physical Being/Higher Soul/Soul/God/Goddess Within. The Beauty of Real Love is that it is not only surreal, but theirs is nothing you can have or do to make it more than what it is. It is much like meeting the Buddha and following the Buddha. It is much like living in Zen. It is as though you have taken two Buddhas who are already imbibing in their own Nirvana find an extended Heaven within each other.

This is something that I haven’t read, in fact, everything in this post is what I am making up as I am defining my experiences regarding all the experiences and people that I have met thus far. And, in time, I may only presume that I will go to experience more evolved Beings at least the ones who reflect my Love through and/or in Divine’ s Intervention.

The other reason why I am writing this Love Fest is because I have been disillusioned yet the same time – I openly admit that I have been equally Re-Awakened….thankfully. And so as I sit here, I still wonder if…and wonder simply:

Is it better to have experienced

Or

Is better to imagine the possibilities?

Feelings and feeling these feelings that feel like they will overfill me with the feeling of experiencing too many feelings that make me feel like I have tipped over the age there, Marty, and have intoxicated me with the feelings of the abundance of feelings.

So, eventually (doth spoke Amara), She chose Reason.

hahahahaha - and the Crowd went Wild, :)

That I talk too much - lol. Weird but witty sense of humor. A bit of an eccentric not to be confused for a crazy person, however.

I am mainly outgoing ? not to be confused with being an extrovert. Probably my accent to which is a combination of many things ie. yankee, southern, Cali, British....so people think I am faking my accent but what they don't seem to understand is that I travelled alot in my youth and when I was younger my accent was able to catch on to other people's accents and thus you get a smogsaboard.

Amadeus, Chicago, Tarantino flicks, John Hugh flicks (he brought us The Breakfast Club amongst others), well done scottish/british flick like 'Shallow Grave' or 'Trainspotting, Oliver Stone movies, Asian Martial art movies like 'Crouching Tiger/Hidden Dragon' or 'House of the Flying Daggers'...the occassional Bruce Lee flick.

Sensitivity
Caring
Intelligence
Mental and Emotional Stimulation
Affection
Money
Travel
Self-Awareness

Self awareness, self realization, theology (and God), conspiracy theories, how the US elected Bush as a president three friggin' times!, and why there are so many arrogant, ignorant, sexist, chauvnistic, homophobic, racist people alive!

Depends, either watching television or being in my room working on a paper, studying or reading or taking a long hot bath followed by Yoga and sitting meditation.

well...since you asked. I'll say it in a Poem:

Submerged in scriptures created to express self
Marinating in studies to actualize thy self
Sabotaging au faux pas attempted on self
Tasting my intellectual orgasm covering self
Creaming in my panties chanting Hare Krishnas
Surrendering to justices from Allah
Contemplating resurrections bought from Jesus
Marauding around with the witnesses from Jehova
Erotically electrifying tones of Mohammed
Sacrificing Holiness like Buddha
Non-suffering styling because it don’t fit in my Sangoma

Spiritually caressing my breasts to impose on thee
Carnally hungering for Total Completion so Thee
Can show me Universes connecting Thine Goddess with Thee
Philosphizing clairvoyances testifying like Thee
Prophesing Dynamic Future towards Destiny towards Thee
Bless’d, condensed, intense reek of Incense as I praise Thee
Worship licking my tongue on breads for Thee
Calling upon as I tantalize my Vendic Beads for Thee
Torah taught, Qu’ran cleansed, Bible benefited
and Bhagavid-Gita to learn Thee

That is the last statement when I come Home!

If you want to, basically.