I’m extremely artsy and cultured, I dance, write, draw, play instruments, make underground indie films, attend plays, operas, museums, and take
If that last line has you rolling your eyes, don’t worry, I also drive fast, refuse to take sh*tfrom anyone, and am generally an ***hole, but you know... the fun kind that’s impossible to hate. If life were a movie I’d be a villain. The villain you root for...
I’m the guy who is perfectly comfortable making the first move; whether it be a romantic kiss on the doorstep or throwing you up against a wall and making out with you HARD... in the rain.
I travel all over the world for work, so I’m out of town a lot... buuut I also take my friends along sometimes to keep me company. ;)
Most of my friends are artists (In a variety of mediums) so having an interest in the arts is pretty important.
I read a LOT, mostly fiction, history, and philosophy.
If we hang out there will never be an “awkward silence” don’t worry, if you’re nervous I will just tease you.
I have a fully black cat named Mr. Mustard, he has bright green eyes and loves women... just like me.
I’m not looking for the trophy girlfriend, im much more interested in personality. You don’t have to be a model for me to respond, but if you are a model... please prove to me that you’re ALL not bat sh*t crazy.
Hmmm what else...
I’m from Miami Beach, an avid outdoorsman and I miss the Atlantic. I think I’ll just eventually buy my own Caribbean island and build a tree house. I moved to Tampa 10 years ago and plan on living on my own sailboat and exploring the coast when I’m not writing.
I’m not taking this too seriously. I don’t play mind games, nor do I placate low self-esteem. Until you impress me I will probably treat you like my bratty little sister.
P.S. If I send you a message that seems strange then I’m probably just bored and frigging with you. But also maybe im interested, it depends on how funny your reply is.