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subtle_hints

40 M Tampa, FL

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I work as a business owner of a fledgling environmental clean up firm which basically means I get to goof off, hug trees, and travel all over the place.

I’m extremely artsy and cultured, I dance, write, draw, play instruments, make underground indie films, attend plays, operas, museums, and take
photographs.

If that last line has you rolling your eyes, don’t worry, I also drive fast, refuse to take sh*tfrom anyone, and am generally an ***hole, but you know... the fun kind that’s impossible to hate. If life were a movie I’d be a villain. The villain you root for...

I’m the guy who is perfectly comfortable making the first move; whether it be a romantic kiss on the doorstep or throwing you up against a wall and making out with you HARD... in the rain.

I travel all over the world for work, so I’m out of town a lot... buuut I also take my friends along sometimes to keep me company. ;)

Most of my friends are artists (In a variety of mediums) so having an interest in the arts is pretty important.

I read a LOT, mostly fiction, history, and philosophy.

If we hang out there will never be an “awkward silence” don’t worry, if you’re nervous I will just tease you.

I have a fully black cat named Mr. Mustard, he has bright green eyes and loves women... just like me.

I’m not looking for the trophy girlfriend, im much more interested in personality. You don’t have to be a model for me to respond, but if you are a model... please prove to me that you’re ALL not bat sh*t crazy.

Hmmm what else...

I’m from Miami Beach, an avid outdoorsman and I miss the Atlantic. I think I’ll just eventually buy my own Caribbean island and build a tree house. I moved to Tampa 10 years ago and plan on living on my own sailboat and exploring the coast when I’m not writing.

I’m not taking this too seriously. I don’t play mind games, nor do I placate low self-esteem. Until you impress me I will probably treat you like my bratty little sister.

P.S. If I send you a message that seems strange then I’m probably just bored and frigging with you. But also maybe im interested, it depends on how funny your reply is.
What I’m doing with my life
business owner who gets paid to hug trees
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating