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suchislife90

25 Saint Louis, MO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 4:03pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Sup girl? Glad you're here. Wait, wait, before you click right to photos and make up your mind let me tell you a little bit about myself. It'll make my hideous physical appearance easier to reconcile when you finally break down and respond to my copy/paste message that I probably sent you at 3 a.m.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Talking shit to everyone who's doing better than me, which is like everyone. Basically I've gotten really good at talking shit. I can pretend to be a successful musician if it will help get you to like me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty smart. You know those people who say they're smarter than most people? Yeah, I'm smarter than the people who say that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I get stuff like "You're really skinny" or "You need a haircut" a lot. I also look a lot younger than I am, so if I ever have to tell someone my age when I meet them I always get a jaw-drop or a "No you're not". It doesn't make me as self-conscious as it should.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't read very often. I remember when I read the Deathly Hallows and got to the part where we find out that Snape was a good guy the whole time, I had to stop. I looked up at the world around me and it was visibly different, like my world-view had been altered by that revelation or something. That's like the only story I have about reading I guess. I'm a good reader and all, but I play too many video games to have time.

I like movies about war and vengeance: The Count of Monte Cristo, The Gangs of New York, The Mask of Zorro, The Last Samurai, Saving Private Ryan, and We Were Soldiers are my favorites. The only exception is Peter Pan, fuckin' love Peter Pan.

I only have one favorite show and it's Game of Thrones by a landslide. These are some shows that I like, but haven't watched in a while: The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, House of Cards, and The Daily Show With Jon Stewart.

If you turn out to be cool enough, maybe we can be friends on Spotify so you can see my favorite music for yourself. I go straight from Miley Cyrus to Muse and Jimi Hendrix to Drake. My favorite band is most cliche thing of all time though: Led Zeppelin.

I consider all food that I eat to simply be a vessel for transporting ranch dressing into my mouth.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A hot shower, at least not for more than a couple of days at a time
2. Sleepy time
3. Guitar Solos
4. Internet, for video games and nudity
5. Pizza or similarly fatty/greasy food
6. Soda
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to not be such a shitlord.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at home right where I am now: In front of my computer. Usually playing Diablo, StarCraft, Dota, or Counterstrike. Or watching a tournament if there's one going on that particular weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have self-doubts and I've been wrong before. And that I should probably be working out right now if I want to meet girls instead of filling out an online dating profile.
You should message me if
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Plz talk to me. I'm not one of those nice guy-neckbeards who complains about the friendzone. We can be friends if I'm too ugly to bang or whatever.