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suchislife90

24 M Saint Louis, MO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–39
  • Located anywhere
  • For casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:46am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here are some things about me: I'm unattractively scrawny, I have a shitty personality, I have an over-inflated ego, I'm a whiney attention-whore, I've been single for a really long time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I sleep and play video games every single day. Sometimes I step outside to remind myself that it's there.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being grumpy and giving up on life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm more of a starer than a talker.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't fucking read, but I'm still WAY smarter than you. Go fuck yourself.

I like movies about war and vengeance: The Count of Monte Cristo, The Gangs of New York, The Mask of Zorro, The Last Samurai, Saving Private Ryan, and We Were Soldiers are my favorites. The only exception is Peter Pan, fuckin' love Peter Pan. I love porn, but I've never seen more than 45 seconds of it at a time.

I only have one favorite show and it's Game of Thrones by a landslide. These are some shows that I like, but haven't watched in a while: The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, House of Cards, and The Daily Show With Jon Stewart

I make my own music, you've probably never heard of it.

I consider all food that I eat to simply be a vessel for transporting ranch dressing into my mouth.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Boners
2. Ice Cream
3. Ice Cream Induced Boners
4. Trumpet Solos
5. A copy of Led Zeppelin IV on cassette tape
6. Vanilla Coke
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many generations it will take until we can harness the nuclear fusion power of stars to explore other galaxies and terraform planets at will. And this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnURElCzGc0
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
going to drunk text you incoherently if you give me your number.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty sure I have some kind of mild autism or something. I'm not racist or anything, but I use the word "nigger" on a daily basis.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not a total pussy and you want to show me your tits.