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24 M Saint Louis, MO

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:28am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Here are some things about me: I'm unattractively scrawny, I have a shitty personality, I have an over-inflated ego, I'm a whiney attention-whore, I've been single for a really long time.
What I’m doing with my life
I sleep and play video games every single day. Sometimes I step outside to remind myself that it's there.
I’m really good at
Being grumpy and giving up on life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm more of a starer than a talker.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't fucking read, but I'm still WAY smarter than you. Go fuck yourself.

I like movies about war and vengeance: The Count of Monte Cristo, The Gangs of New York, The Mask of Zorro, The Last Samurai, Saving Private Ryan, and We Were Soldiers are my favorites. The only exception is Peter Pan, fuckin' love Peter Pan. I love porn, but I've never seen more than 45 seconds of it at a time.

I only have one favorite show and it's Game of Thrones by a landslide. These are some shows that I like, but haven't watched in a while: The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, House of Cards, and The Daily Show With Jon Stewart

I make my own music, you've probably never heard of it.

I consider all food that I eat to simply be a vessel for transporting ranch dressing into my mouth.
The six things I could never do without
1. Boners
2. Ice Cream
3. Ice Cream Induced Boners
4. Trumpet Solos
5. A copy of Led Zeppelin IV on cassette tape
6. Vanilla Coke
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many generations it will take until we can harness the nuclear fusion power of stars to explore other galaxies and terraform planets at will. And this:
On a typical Friday night I am
going to drunk text you incoherently if you give me your number.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm pretty sure I have some kind of mild autism or something. I'm not racist or anything, but I use the word "nigger" on a daily basis.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–29
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're not a total pussy or you want to show me your tits.