Hello...goodbye! Sorry to disappoint you if you've happened across my profile by accident. This is my secondary (i.e. fake) profile that I made up solely for amusing myself at work when I get bored (the late shift sucks). Just checking out the other lonely souls in the nearby area, seeing who else out there is in my boat...yeah...

I am not talking, not stalking, and not really here

Working and playing and working some more.

Everything and nothing simultaneously.

I am an enigma.

Not that it matters, but just in case you're wondering about the profile name, where it comes from: it is a phrase from one of my favorite movies, "The Tenth Kingdom". There are a bunch of trolls who are always getting into trouble and "suck an elf" is their way of saying "son of a bitch". Hilarious, I know--ha!

Money, fine food, entertainment, OCD, visual stimulation, and art/music/knowlege of the world around me.

What I am going to do on my days off! Ha! Like I even have a real day off!

Working on my projects down in my lair beneath the earth.

I am not going to dignify this one with a real answer. Ha!

You probably shouldn't message me since I'll be at work, and this is not even my real profile. But you can if you want...whatever.