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suckanelf_dude

30 / F / straight / Unknown

Tulsa, Oklahoma

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
Undeclared
Height
5' 6" (1.67m).
Body Type
Looking For
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Hospitality / Travel
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Dislikes children
Pets
Owns dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English

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I am not talking, not stalking, and not really here.

My Self-Summary

Hello...goodbye! Sorry to disappoint you if you've happened across my profile by accident. This is my secondary (i.e. fake) profile that I made up solely for amusing myself at work when I get bored (the late shift sucks). Just checking out the other lonely souls in the nearby area, seeing who else out there is in my boat...yeah...

What I’m doing with my life

Working and playing and working some more.

I’m really good at

Everything and nothing simultaneously.

The first things people usually notice about me

I am an enigma.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Not that it matters, but just in case you're wondering about the profile name, where it comes from: it is a phrase from one of my favorite movies, "The Tenth Kingdom". There are a bunch of trolls who are always getting into trouble and "suck an elf" is their way of saying "son of a bitch". Hilarious, I know--ha!

The six things I could never do without

Money, fine food, entertainment, OCD, visual stimulation, and art/music/knowlege of the world around me.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

What I am going to do on my days off! Ha! Like I even have a real day off!

On a typical Friday night I am

Working on my projects down in my lair beneath the earth.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I am not going to dignify this one with a real answer. Ha!

You should message me if

You probably shouldn't message me since I'll be at work, and this is not even my real profile. But you can if you want...whatever.