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suckanelf_dude
30 / F / straight / Unknown
Tulsa, Oklahoma
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- Undeclared
- Height
- 5' 6" (1.67m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- —
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Not at all
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Other and laughing about it
- Sign
- Capricorn and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Hospitality / Travel
- Income
- Rather not say
- Kids
- Dislikes children
- Pets
- Owns dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am not talking, not stalking, and not really here.
My Self-Summary
Hello...goodbye! Sorry to disappoint you if you've happened across
my profile by accident. This is my secondary (i.e. fake) profile
that I made up solely for amusing myself at work when I get bored
(the late shift sucks). Just checking out the other lonely souls in
the nearby area, seeing who else out there is in my boat...yeah...
What I’m doing with my life
Working and playing and working some more.
I’m really good at
Everything and nothing simultaneously.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am an enigma.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Not that it matters, but just in case you're wondering about the
profile name, where it comes from: it is a phrase from one of my
favorite movies, "The Tenth Kingdom". There are a bunch of trolls
who are always getting into trouble and "suck an elf" is their way
of saying "son of a bitch". Hilarious, I know--ha!
The six things I could never do without
Money, fine food, entertainment, OCD, visual stimulation, and
art/music/knowlege of the world around me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I am going to do on my days off! Ha! Like I even have a real
day off!
On a typical Friday night I am
Working on my projects down in my lair beneath the earth.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I am not going to dignify this one with a real answer. Ha!
You should message me if
You probably shouldn't message me since I'll be at work, and this
is not even my real profile. But you can if you want...whatever.
