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suckmycraft

25 Brooklyn, NY Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Czech (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
25. Writing the next chapter. Lots of exploration accomplished but more to be done. #don'tstopwon'tstop#
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to figure out how to be a self made woman.

Working on several podcast ideas.

Creating an online baking portfolio.

Estoy aprendiendo español , quiero ser fluido , y aprender otros idiomas.

Practicing yoga and mindfulness.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
eating. listening. ran a dublin mile in 4 1/2 hours. cuddling. finding free stuff. laughing. annoying my sisters. laredo. finding secret spaces. making my friends laugh. box knots. jumping through the time/space continuum. walking through bookstores. was once legally dead for 9 miunutes. never missing a flight.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
the food around my mouth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Pale Fire, Lolita, The Lover, 100 Years of Solitude, Infinite Jest, Brave New World, The Lorax, The Little Prince, Go the Fuck to Sleep, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, A History of White People, A History of Love, On The Road, The Remains of the Day, Memories of My Melancholy Whores, Freedom, Metamorphosis, A Portrait of an Artist as a Young Man, Food Politic, The Portrait of Dorian Gray, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Everything Is Illuminated, and so much more!

Books are a wonderful thing to wrap yourself up in.

Authors: Nobokov, Isabel Allende, DFW, Roberto Bolano,Marguerite Duras, David Sedaris , Oscar Wilde, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Joesph Campbell, Kurt Vonneget, James Joyce, Jane Austin, Judith Buttler, Simon de Beauvior, Michel Foucault, Carl Jung, Michael Pollan, Michel Foucault,Franz Kaftka,Ernest Hemingway, Milan Kundera, Jonathan Safran Foer, Jack Kerouac, W.B. Yeats, Brams Stocker and more!

Movies: The Room, Submarine, Dogtooth, The Master, In the Loop, Manhattan, Annie Hall, Footnotes, The Science of Sleep, Super Size Me, Human Centipede, Pi, Requiem for a Dream, Death at a Funeral, Amelie, Waking Life, Being John Malkavitch, The Royal Tenenbaums, There Will Be Blood, Moulin Rouge, I Heart Huckabees, Pulp Fiction, Some Like it Hot, the Darjeeling Limited, The Departed, The Godfather, Star Wars, The King's Speach and more!

Comedy: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler (forever), Amy Schumer, Broad City, Maria Bamford, Eddie Izzard (always), Louis C.K, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Arrested Development, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, the Office ( seasons 1-3), Family Guy, the Simpsons, Portlandia and more!

Radio/Talks/Podcasts: Don't even get me started.

Music: MUST LOVE JAZZ (lets go to a jazz bar!)

I LOVE ALL FOOD. especially haggis.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A one way ticket headed somewhere new.
A toothbrush.
An outlandish conspiracy theory.
Earrings.
Vanilla Extract.
Toes (or does that count as 10?).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I want to think deeper than I already do. Push me. Challenge me. Don't worry, I push back hard.

Topics are not limited to: languages, human diversity, literature, music, art, history ( I fuckin' love WW2 history) politics, power dynamics, sociology, psychology, biopolitics, feminism, transhumanism, environmental issues, weird and/or hilarious conspiracy theories, el mundo y mucho mas.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Variations on a theme

-ruining other peoples karaoke songs with my overly obnoxious friends.

-working on my podcast.

-tweerking Big Freeda style alone in my room.

-making food with friends/family/ lovers and loving them.

-binge drinking grapefruit margaritas and yelling at children.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes at night I will pile laundry up next to me and spoon it. not cuz its weird it just helps me sleep.

I have to eat every M&M in rainbow color order (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, brown), save one till the end and put the last 6 in my mouth in rainbow order.

I can't get off unless I make eye contact with a disgusted parent...

Sometimes I go out with 2 pairs of panties on to make up for some poor girl that doesn't wear any in the eyes of god.

Avid keytar player.

I had a crush on the toothless lunch lady in middle school...she reminded me of my uncle....

Lover of thrasher k-pop.

Creme de menthe and milk is my favorite drink. It's called a welsh teet.

I still wear visors and I don't golf.

There's something sexy about a good ladder.

I believe my jewelry had special powers, and if ones is carrying bad energy I have bad luck.

In college I made money as a CPR dummy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to be in a comedy power couple.
You enjoy eating dessert.
You like swing dancing.
You think you can make me laugh.
You are grounded but still have a sense of humor.
You have a British accent ( English, Irish, Welsh, Scottish, do your worst to me...).
You are not intimidated by a woman who thinks and acts for herself.
You want the blonde version of Nigella Lawson with the curves, sex appeal and baking skills.
You found my profile mildly entertaining.