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suckmysobriquet

31 Athens, GA Woman

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  • Ages 28–38
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My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on law school
Job
Student
Income
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a lawing law-er who laws. But I'm not a lawyer just yet.

I am an animated muppet, a human mix-tape, a loud-mouthed slut.

I build lighthouses in my basement and then forget about them. I learn half-languages just to play with their glottals. I memorize old poetry so that I can write it backwards over and over again. I doodle and I dabble and I dream. I am a dilettante.

I am no stranger to regret. I act long before I think, and I feel before either. I am prone to involuntary acts of visceral empathy. I am skittish and secretive and flamboyant and posed.

I am the eternal enemy of sleep and all of its minions. It obliterates consciousness and action and attempts to suck from me one-third of my life. This cannot be tolerated. I refuse to go gently.

I am sought with strange frequency for my late-night soul-searching and judgmental advice. I throw excellent parties and enjoy the real-time strategy of social coordination. I am apparently the only person among my acquaintance who can string together a cogent sentence, and I am consequently in high demand for my editing prowess. I believe without question that I am loved, though sometimes I cannot account for why.

I will not do anything that I cannot excel at. I consider this one of my biggest flaws.

I love Russian literature, old dictionaries, long walks, longer conversations, silly gadgets, real mysteries, beautiful coincidences, dark comedies, a well-spun narrative, Vietnamese food, le mot juste, the feel of ink rolling on paper, the taste of words, adventures, mountains, and satire.

I always flush the toilet with my right foot. If I ever lose that foot I may just stop flushing.

My favorite part of any activity is the moment where I find the rhythm of it, the moment when I can actually feel new neural pathways sear their way into my brain, and suddenly all the motions and thoughts associated with the given process are executed in a completely natural flow. My favorite part of anything is the angle at which it can be viewed so as to reveal its elegance.

I love elegance. Even if it is for tailors.

When I grow up I want to be a tailor. The kind that solves problems. The books I spend all day inside are supposed to help with this, and perhaps they will. If they don't, I'll just try something else.
What I’m doing with my life
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Law school, so studying all the time, basically. Occasionally I come up for air to go on an adventure, but then I go back to studying.

One day, I'm going to be a public defender. Watch as I defend the public.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Editing the work of other people, organizing the unorganizable, neologization, mediating interpersonal conflicts, selecting perfect presents, side-kicks, googling the answer to the problem you can't seem to solve on your own, establishing quick rapport with strangers, intuitive etymology, on the spot language learning, baking bread, and crossword puzzles.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes, my biting sarcasm, and my whimsy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Ginger
2) Ink and paper
3) Empathy
4) Stories
5) Animated conversation
6) Carbonation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Words I haven't written down yet, etymology, ways to circumvent gerrymandering, the mechanisms behind things that are not wholly understood, conversations I haven't had with other people yet, and the always hilarious and often confounding behaviors of the human animal.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the law library. Because law school. Seriously. I'm super boring right now.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Whenever I'm sick, I watch the entirety of the BBC's adaptation of Pride and Prejudice. It's better than chicken soup.
You should message me if
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You love your mother, you hate capitalism, and you want to argue. OR: you love your cat, you hate the suburbs, and you want to travel. OR: you love walks, you hate the American love affair with bad food, and you want to fix the whole goddamn world.

Or some combination of the above. Or something else awfully compelling.