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33 M Hackney, UK

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:12pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My name is Mark. My skin sparkles in direct sunlight and I look exactly like Jake Gyllenhaal up close (I don't).

I've travelled the world in a tuxedo, I've fought hundreds of bad guys and I always get the girl. Unfortunately that girl always seems to end up eaten by piranhas/asphyxiated with gold paint/locked in a coffin full of snakes. So I have decided to stop stealing super villain's molls and delved into the exciting world of internet dating. Basically, I am far too shy to approach women in public unless I have knocked back a dozen or so vodka martinis so I have decided to hide behind a computer and do it.

Ok, enough bollocks.

I'm adventurous and gregarious. Usually quite easy to get on with. A little eccentric. A good egg. I give no shit so usually receive none as a consequence. I'm a bit of a Guardian reading lefty, quite passionate about equality and the environment but cynical enough to not get dreadlocks and tie myself to a tree. Not so secretly geeky with an interest in most things scientific. I have a dry/dark/surreal/silly sense of humour. Basically if you like the work of Chris Morris then we're already friends.
What I’m doing with my life
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Sailing, taking photos of things, trying to write that novel, festivals, singing along to power ballads, fancy dress, drinking a bit too much, cooking and then eating a bit to much, going to the gym to counter the effects of eating and drinking a bit too much, bicycle riding, holidays, camping, climbing things, fancy restaurants, dinner parties, reading books, watching documentaries about a) space b) sharks c) dinosaurs, making up random crap (please see first paragraphs).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Growing beards. Getting cheap holidays. Saving old ladies with dementia from certain death. Befriending animals/children*. Pub quizzes. Getting on the wrong bus when drunk. Taking the piss.

*not in a creepy way.

**most of the time.
The first things people usually notice about me
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No idea. Non English people have told me I have nice voice (I'm not sure if that relates to accent, I certainly don't have Barry White's dulcet tones). I've also been told I give off a calming aura (hopefully that means I put people at ease and not that I'm boring). I suspect, however, that the very first thing people notice is that I'm tall and beardy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - House of Leaves, American Psycho, The Great Gatsby, Lord of the Rings, A Clockwork Orange, Lolita, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time, Lunar Park, The Kite Runner, The Life of Pi, Fight Club, Pretty much anything by Iain M. Banks or Robin Hobb if I'm needing some good old fashion escapism.

Movies - Anything written by Charlie Kaufman or directed by Darren Aronofsky or Christopher Nolan. Being John Malkovich, The Place Beyond the Pines, Alien/s, Eagle vs Shark, Pi, Requiem for a Dream, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars 4-6, Akira, Studio Ghibli, Bladerunner, The Dark Knight trilogy, 80's classic action movies.

TV - The Wire, Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, The Day Today, Spaced, Brasseye, Monkey Dust, Jaaaammmmmm, Nathan Barley, Black Mirror.

Music - Eclectic. Some favourites include Radiohead, Tool, The Prodigy, Fleetwood Mac, The Smashing Pumpkins, NIN, The Beatles, The Doors, Chase and Status, Bjork, Blur, The Postal Service, Deftones, Portishead, London Grammar, Disclosure, Rudimental, Sublime, Pearl Jam, Simon and Garfunkel, anything with a really filthy bassline.

Food - Please put it all in my face. Thanks. Hold the blue cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Apart from the obvious air, water, food etc.
Great friends
Amazing stories
My passport
Red wine fueled dinner parties
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Deep and philosophical things like the size of the universe, schrodinger's cat and quantum cosmology.


When I'm finally going to escape the concrete jungle and disappear off to a Caribbean/Mediterranean beach for the rest of my days.


On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
not on internet dating websites.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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As a child I secretly had a crush on Maid Marion from Disney's Robin Hood.

Yes. The fox.
You should message me if
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If you are Stevie Nicks (c.1975) or Annie Mac but have Julia Davis' sense of humour.

Failing that, knowing who they are is a good start.