My name is Mark. My skin sparkles in direct sunlight and I look exactly like Jake Gyllenhaal up close.
I've travelled the world in a tuxedo, I've fought hundreds of bad guys and I always get the girl. Unfortunately that girl always seems to end up eaten by piranhas/asphyxiated with gold paint/locked in a coffin full of snakes. So I have decided to stop stealing super villain's molls and delved into the exciting world of internet dating. Basically, I am far too shy to approach women in public unless I have knocked back a dozen or so vodka martinis so I have decided to hide behind a computer and do it.
Please ignore the above. It is mostly bollocks.
If I were to try and toot my own horn properly I would say I'm adventurous and gregarious. Usually quite easy to get on with. A little eccentric. A good egg. I give no shit so usually receive none as a consequence. I'm a bit of a Guardian reading lefty, quite passionate about equality and the environment but cynical enough to not get dreadlocks and tie myself to a tree. Not so secretly geeky with an interest in most things scientific. I have a dry/dark/surreal/silly sense of humour. Basically if you like the work of Chris Morris then we're already friends.
To summerise - I'm so fucking excellent gold dust pisses out my ears. You should date me.