I am quick-fire witty, a dash of sweet, and charming as hell.
My Self-Summary
I look like a hipster, sound like a thesaurus and like making
friends with anyone who will put up with my antics. I chain smoke
cigarettes, take my coffee black, and am currently engaged in a
violent love affair with anything by Chaucer or his contemporaries
(and have been for the past 3 years - this is likely to continue).
I like house parties; I love dance parties. I work at a thrift
store and feel any hope for the future lies in
sustainability.
I appreciate people who don't mind that I tend to ramble (read:
people brave and forward enough to tell me to shut up when
necessary. Or one of the few souls who find it
endearing/entertaining). If you're drawn to shy, retiring girls of
the classy sort, you're looking at the wrong lady. If you're into
adventures, healthy debates, receiving/lending good books, and
women who can hold their whiskey, you might be in the right
place.
I'm into banter, friendly shit-talking and roughhousing (and lists,
I guess). If you're a girl who'll punch me and take a hit back in
good fun, marry me yesterday.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently, I'm using the extra time summer provides to tackle the
shelves of books I keep meaning to read. For the long-term, like
any young twenty-something, I have no idea what I'm doing with my
life after I get my (real world inapplicable) B.A. This has yet to
concern me.
I’m really good at
dancing
not cooking
school skills (analyzing lit, writing papers, bullshitting)
talking to strangers
staying up late
The first things people usually notice about me
Evidently I look really gay. This usually works in my favor.
People like to tell me I come across as "brave" or "intimidating".
This is absurd - I am little and very friendly, and my bangs are
constantly in my face.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books:
Set This House in Order,
The Elephant
Vanishes, Plato's
Republic and
Symposium,
Crime and Punishment, and loads of others.
Movies: I could watch
The American Astronaut
and
Some
Like It Hot over and over again.
Music: This goes everywhere: Sam Cooke, The Kills, the Yeah Yeah
Yeahs, MGMT, Suicide Commando, TI, Old Crow Medicine Show, Dead
Prez, and more.
Food: Like a true native Californian, I love avocados and
guacamole. I like Mexican food a whole freaking lot, and I miss how
good it was now that I live in the Pacific Northwest.
The six things I could never do without
my best friend, general mayhem, good black coffee, a book to read,
inappropriate ill-timed humor, new things to learn
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My own hedonistic tendencies and whether I should curtail them or
let them run rampant because fuck it, it's summer. I like to make
semi-serious plans with my friends for the inevitable apocalypse,
zombie-induced and otherwise.
On a typical Friday night I am
I am out of the house more often than not. The activities differ,
but they usually include drinking and being generally rambunctious.
You should message me if
You think we'd get along, as friends or otherwise. I like
confidence, ambition, a well-stocked library and good hair. If you
have a bad handshake, it'll be hard to win me over.