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sudoCritter

23 M Richland, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
May 31, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you are looking for a relationship or even just a date, then here is the complete and honest truth. If you are looking for friendship, then don't even worry about this segment and move on to the next paragraph. I will not schedule a date where I can't bring you flowers, even if they are a handful of wildflowers because I can't afford a trip to the florist. I will always offer to buy your dinner or first few drinks of the night and will hold the door, draw your chair and tell you what I feel. These things will not change and if that is an issue for you then you may as well ignore this portion entirely. I'm a gentleman and fuckin' proud of it!

I'm not too big on self analysis, but I do appreciate the kind of person I am. I like to get lost in small parks and large couches alike, I read slow enough to see them as a movie and devour some shows and movies as fast as they will play. I love my family and have strong ambitions for the immediate future, but don't like to get lost in the details, though sometimes I end up taking extentions on plans in order to maintain sanity. I Guess a good way to put it all is that I don't try to make myself a good, fun loving person, I just prove it.

On a separate note, I'm always down for a good conversation. Feel free to text me and mention Cupid so you aren't just a random number :)
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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm out of a long tailspin, and glad for it. I'm locked in to a job and saving to get back to college. I'm working in protective services, which is fun and what not, but I've got a solid schedule of fun, too. I play tabletop games like Pathfinder and Shadowrun weekly and really enjoy the chance to hang out with a bunch of friends and wear goggles and helmets and see how the dice are going to try and kill me each time!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I won't profess to be really good at anything in particular, but I am pretty good at a lot of things. I play several instruments well enough to be entertaining, I know enough about computers to show them who their daddy is from time to time, and I have enough understanding of tools and materials to build things I may need. I'm happier as a Jack-of-all-Trades than I would be as a master of several.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well I'm 6' 4" and built like a Viking, so most will notice and refer to me as the big guy or the guy who looks high(Ptosis). If they hold a conversation then friendly is generally involved in the description somewhere.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like a hell of a lot of books and movies, music is also a dangerous subject. Food? Oh, good food. I like bacon. A lot. For books and movies I like fantasy and sci-fi for the most part, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Jurassic Park and The Nightmare Before Christmas are some of the obvious titles. Books by authors like Michael Crichton and Jim Butcher generally have me glued. Music is something I tend to listen to more than learn about so a lot of what I like is scattered around from classical to rock to 'electronica'. Some of the more notable groups I like would bo Daft Punk, Infected Mushroom, Brahms, AC/DC, Godsmack, Def Leopard, Jethro Tull, Owl City, The Matches, Flight of the Concords, Tenacious D, System of a Down, and I should stop before too long. And stop adding on...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Computer, car, friends, family, imagination and bacon. That was easy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a surprising amount of time thinking up ways to make my day shorter so I can think of things that I end up putting on tomorrow's to-do list and making the next day longer. Oh I am low on bacon, I need a 12-pin integrated hex-converter, damn, I can't find a guitar pick, I wonder what the river looks like at dusk through 3D glasses...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Gaming with friends, drinking soda and discussing why it would be a bad idea to walk in to a Boeing test facility outside New Denver the night before a new unmanned drone test. Fridays are fun, and usually days I come back with old electronics to tinker in or try learning something cool on piano. Or napping. I like napping in neat places on Fridays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like the concept of cross-dressing. Never gotten around to it, but I'd like to dress up for drag night at a bar one day.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you have gotten this far. Even if I don't seem like someone you'd date, it is likely that the least you would get out of the gesture would be an interesting conversation.