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32 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–42
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 22
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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I work with software/technology products. At my last gig, I ran a 20 person software services company. Currently I'm in charge of growth at an early stage cloud communications start-up.

I write and think on many subjects. I have a toe or two in the entertainment world as well.
I’m really good at
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being medium good at a variety of things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that I have a plank in my eye. I then notice the person noticing me has a plank in their eye, and I quickly tell them they have a plank in their eye, and I don't acknowledge the plank I have in my eye.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Usually I read to learn. Thinking Fast & Slow by Daniel Kahneman is a good example of the type of books I often read.

Movies - Wes Anderson, Terrence Malick, Werner Herzog, Michael Haneke, Sophia Coppola are some of my favorite filmmakers.

Internet Video - (seems like a separate category). I watch lots of science/tech talks and author talks.

TV - Louie, Girls, The Knick, Vice, The Wire, Big Bang Theory, The Daily Show, Bored to Death, Mad Men, Flight of the Conchords.

Music - Decemberists, Cat Power, The Velvet Underground, Elliot Smith, Mungo Jerry, Kavinsky, Frank Zappa, Doors, Beck.

Food - I like eating other creatures and their babies. With salt.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Your soft touch, distraction, solid relationships, some order in the chaos, self admiration, an upside.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Since you asked, I'll try to open up, okay?

Recently I've been weirded out by the real possibility that we are actually characters living in a simulated world. The argument goes like this. Reality at it's essence is just information. At some point in the future we will have increasingly powerful computers & software that will be capable of generating high fidelity virtual environments. We could assume then that we would produce millions of these hifi VR environments. That means the odds are millions to one against us living in base reality. Hmm...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
on an adventure. Or left clicking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wish I attended Hogwarts.
You should message me if
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I heard that people are made of exploded stars, and the scientific theory of love is that two people are made of the same star. So it appears by definition reality requires that you're into celestial incest...lemme know if you're cool with that? ;-)

You DO have a heart of gold.

You DON'T have a penis phobia.

...and we have things in common you like or you just want to say something. I always want to meet nifty new people.

P.S. I don't send the first message. Women get threatened too easily by us brawny males. And it's boring and routine anyways, so let's spice it up shall we? You're gonna have to set your purse down for a sec and take this bull by the horns if you want him.