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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-42
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
My self-summary
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Hi treasured visitor. I think we can both agree it's super likely I'm the man-human you've been searching for. Praise be to the Algorithms. Also, you may be interested to know, my average rating is ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ by daters like you!
What I’m doing with my life
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I've mostly worked in technology. At my previous job, I ran a 20 person software services firm. Currently I'm building my first company.

Aside from my primary career, I'm also the Archduke Of Sealand, and must be addressed as such in any correspondance.
I’m really good at
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being medium good.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that I have a plank in my eye. I then notice the person noticing me has a plank in their eye, and I quickly tell them they have a plank in their eye, and I don't acknowledge the plank I have in my eye.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Usually I read to learn. Some favorites: The Selfish Gene, The Singularity Is Near, On Intelligence, Guns Germs and Steel, Chimpanzee Politics, 1984, Siddhartha, Meditations by Marcus Aurelius, The Count Of Monte Cristo.

Movies - Wes Anderson, Terrence Malick, Lars von Trier, Werner Herzog, The Coens, Michael Haneke, Sophia Coppola, Richard Linklater are some of my favorite filmmakers. I like indie stuff and blockbusters alike.

Internet Video - (seems like a separate category). I watch lots of science/tech talks and author talks.

TV - Louie, The Knick, Vice, Halt and Catch Fire, The Wire, Steven Universe, Broad City, Silicon Valley, Fareed Zakaria, Bored to Death, Mad Men, Flight of the Conchords, Archer, Girls.

Music - I'm not particularly knowledgeable about music (esp current stuff), though I'm certainly an appreciator. Some favorites: The Velvet Underground/Nico, Elliot Smith, Cat Power, Mungo Jerry, Kavinsky, The Kinks, Frank Zappa, The Doors.

Food - I like to put savory bits in my mouth, like the next ape. I know a good bit about the nutrition side of food and have ok skills in the kitchen.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Your soft touch, knowledge, solid relationships, some order in the chaos, self admiration, an upside.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I ponder all kinds of stuff, 'a very reflective type' my friends would say. But tits and money are still up there.

In all seriousness, machine intelligence and recurrsive self improvement is an ongoing obsession.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
looking for the fun. Or left clicking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I usually take cold showers. I fast until dinner during the week. I used to have a crush on Meg Ryan.
You should message me if
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I heard that people are made of exploded stars, and the "scientific theory of love" states that people in love are made of the same star. So it appears by definition, reality requires that you're into celestial incest...lemme know if you're cool with that.

You DO have a heart of gold.

You DON'T have a penis phobia.

...and we have things in common you like or you just want to say something. I always want to meet nifty new people.

(ALSO holla at me if your parents are offering a fat dowry.)

P.S. I don't send the first message. Women get bombarded by us brawny males. And it's boring and routine anyways, so let's spice it up shall we? You're gonna have to set your purse down for a sec and take this bull by the horns if you want him.