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32 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–42
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 9
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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I work with software/technology products. At my last gig, I ran a 20 person software services company. Currently I'm in charge of growth at an early stage cloud communications start-up.

I write and think on many subjects. I have a toe or two in the entertainment world as well.
I’m really good at
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being medium good at a variety of things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that I have a plank in my eye. I then notice the person noticing me has a plank in their eye, and I quickly tell them they have a plank in their eye, and I don't acknowledge the plank I have in my eye.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Usually I read to learn. Thinking Fast & Slow by Daniel Kahneman is a good example of the type of books I often read.

Movies - Recently I liked Pacific Rim, Robot and Frank, Moonrise Kingdom, Turn Me On, Dammit!, A Cat in Paris, Mission Impossible, and Melancholia. Wes Anderson, Terrence Malick, Werner Herzog, Michael Haneke, Sophia Coppola, and Jon Favreau are some of my favorite filmmakers.

Internet Video - (seems like a separate category). I watch lots of science/tech talks and author talks. I have no clue how many of these I've consumed since youtube emerged in 05, but it's a shitload, I know that much.

TV - Louie, Girls, Peep Show, Dog Whisperer, Boardwalk Empire, No Reservations, The Wire, Six Feet Under, Shogun, Bored to Death, Mad Men, Flight of the Conchords, Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Music - Neil Diamond, The Bird and the Bee, Decemberists, Cat Power, The Velvet Underground, Elliot Smith, Kavinsky, Frank Zappa, Beck, Danzig, Johnny Cash. When it's live, my preferences expand.

Food - I like it. I'm slowly learning to cook. Meat is my centerpiece (though, I'm not insensitive to the moral quandary of consuming animal flesh).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I carry a bottle of water pretty much everywhere I go, like I'm truly fearful I'll be thirsty and there will be no access to water. (Now I have one of those Camelbak bottles with the 'nipple', so it looks like I'm suckling every time I have a sip.)

Men and women who wear ironic animal T's.

My -0-1-0-1- com-put-er -0-0-1-0-

Self-satisfied people.

Futurist blogs.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Besides food and money and sex...?

Recently I've spent a good bit of time looking at various familiar concepts in psychology and how a hierarchical temporal model of intelligence might offer some new insights on existing concepts, such as IQ as a measurement tool.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
on an adventure. Or left clicking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wish I attended Hogwarts.
You should message me if
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I heard that people are made of exploded stars, and the scientific theory of love is that two people are made of the same star. So it appears by definition reality requires that you're into celestial incest...lemme know if you're cool with that? ;-)

You DO have a heart of gold.

You DON'T have a penis phobia.

...and we have things in common you like or you just want to say something. I always want to meet nifty new people.

P.S. I don't send the first message. Women get threatened too easily by male approaches. And it's boring and routine anyways, so let's spice it up shall we? You're gonna have to set your purse down for a second and take this bull by the horns if you want him.