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suga_lumps

33 Los Angeles, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–42
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Hey cool kids.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've mostly worked in technology. At my previous job, I ran a 20 person software services firm. Currently I'm building my first company. It's a new platform for the news - hope it works. :-)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being medium good.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that I have a plank in my eye. I then notice the person noticing me has a plank in their eye, and I quickly tell them they have a plank in their eye, and I don't acknowledge the plank I have in my eye.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Usually I read to learn. The Accidental Superpower by Peter Zeihan is a good example of the type of books I often read. Some other favorites: The Selfish Gene, The Singularity Is Near, On Intelligence, The Demon Haunted World, Guns Germs and Steel.

Movies - Neil Blomkamp, Wes Anderson, Terrence Malick, Lars von Trier, Werner Herzog, Michael Haneke, Sophia Coppola, Richard Linklater are some of my favorite filmmakers. I like indie stuff and blockbusters alike. Ex Machina was gooood.

Internet Video - (seems like a separate category). I watch lots of science/tech talks and author talks.

TV - Louie, Girls, The Knick, Vice, The Wire, Steven Universe, Broad City, Fareed Zakaria, Bored to Death, Mad Men, Flight of the Conchords, Archer.

Music - Decemberists, Cat Power, The Velvet Underground, Elliot Smith, Mungo Jerry, Kavinsky, Frank Zappa, Doors, Beck.

Food - Fire, flesh, veggies. I'll cook you some plantain pancakes with coconut whipcream if you're nice.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Your soft touch, distraction, solid relationships, some order in the chaos, self admiration, an upside.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I ponder all kinds of stuff, a very reflective type my friends would say. A recent interest is delving deeper into how geography shapes nations and world power dynamics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
on an adventure. Or left clicking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I put butter in my coffee. And no, I don't have greasy lips, babe!
You should message me if
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I heard that people are made of exploded stars, and the scientific theory of love is that two people are made of the same star. So it appears by definition reality requires that you're into celestial incest...lemme know if you're cool with that? ;-)

You DO have a heart of gold.

You DON'T have a penis phobia.

...and we have things in common you like or you just want to say something. I always want to meet nifty new people.

P.S. I don't send the first message. Women get threatened too easily by us brawny males. And it's boring and routine anyways, so let's spice it up shall we? You're gonna have to set your purse down for a sec and take this bull by the horns if you want him.