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sugermaple

28 M New Haven, CT

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:30am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So what I do is scour the okcupidthing and search out the worst profile pictures out there. Then I show them to friends and family for amusement.

Most are men, and most look like what I imagine rapists look like when they lift up their shirts and take pictures of themselves.

I'll make a tumblr when I get around to it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Sleeping late, playing guitar, making a pizza, and learning the secret language of the birds, park rangering(pending budget cuts), grad school applications, working in a restaurant
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tetris and other stacking activities
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My rippling pectoral muscles
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Law and Order:SVU
Townes Van Zandt
Banana Bread
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mountains
Road maps
Cities
Whiskey
Music
French Toast
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If another economic downturn will have an adverse effect on my current educational choices and how to avoid becoming obsolete.

And if I could someday go to Mars and drive a Ferrari,

on Mars
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Work.

Tip your bartender.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once stole 12 thousand dollars worth of cocaine from the police station and no one alive ever found out.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Do it! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!