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sugermaple

28 M New Haven, CT

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:47pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
So what I do is scour the okcupidthing and search out the worst profile pictures out there. Then I show them to friends and family for amusement.

Most are men, and most look like what I imagine rapists look like when they lift up their shirts and take pictures of themselves.

I'll make a tumblr when I get around to it.
What I’m doing with my life
Sleeping late, playing guitar, making a pizza, and learning the secret language of the birds, park rangering(pending budget cuts), grad school applications, working in a restaurant
I’m really good at
Tetris and other stacking activities
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Law and Order:SVU
Townes Van Zandt
Banana Bread
The six things I could never do without
Mountains
Road maps
Cities
Whiskey
Music
French Toast
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If another economic downturn will have an adverse effect on my current educational choices and how to avoid becoming obsolete.

And if I could someday go to Mars and drive a Ferrari,

on Mars
On a typical Friday night I am
Work.

Tip your bartender.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once stole 12 thousand dollars worth of cocaine from the police station and no one alive ever found out.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Do it! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!