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shawwwwwwwwn

29 Santa Cruz, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:47pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I speak with my hands to the point of seeming like a mad man. My eating habits look like a scene from the movie Precious. I dance like I'm just learning to walk. I'm consistently getting fatter
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Regretting it. All day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ranting.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You're tall" "your beard" "your car is really dirty"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm sorry:

Camus, Faulkner, Flannery O'Connor, Cormac McCarthy, Anarchist literature (Chomsky, Bakunin, that kind of stuff), books about economics, history books, popular science books. Fiction and nonfiction. Lots of it. But lets be serious, who gives a shit. Unless talking about this stuff TURNS YOU ON!

Contempt (Le Mepris) by Godard
Solaris by Tarkovsky (everything by this guy is good.)
The Thin Red Line by Malick
The Thing by John Carpenter
Magnolia by PTA
Pale Flower by Shinoda
The Red Shoes by Powell/Pressburger
The Kid by Chaplin
Heat by Mann
Aliens by Cameron

Music: Patrick Wolf, Steve Reich, and grind/metal/noise.

I eat like shit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, hats, caffeine, car, my own bedroom, and sadly, my job.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If my dog has taken a shit in my room.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or drinking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The FBI wire tapped me when I was younger.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to partake in some big ol' hedonistic dinner party or if you want to steal my stuff

But not all you bitches with profiles acting like you're the Buddha/Bear Grylls. You seem horrible and full of shit.