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33 Santa Maria, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 20
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
About time I changed my profile from ridiculous to serious,
A shout from one could make my day, so who knows what a sentence could do to an attitude so needing for affection, not going the lonely route, I've made this decision that fusion of minds could break me free from normalcy.

I've had many friends but something's lacking, perhaps I'm a romance slacker, too scared nowadays to tell a woman my true feelings and end in the buddy zone, I want a phone conversation, no texting when we were given ears for a reason, are calls obsolete? maybe I'm older than I've been told. I wear my feelings on my sleeve but it just so happens that my feelings manifest as clothes, it's weird but convenient. I'm definitely not patient and admit it, I apologize too much, I'm intelligent and smart and stuff...Most can read me like a book seeing as I have my life story tattooed on me. I'm transparent, Sometimes I try to lie and fail miserably. More to come.....
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
pondering how to keep my dog alive beyond her years...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
alliteration, drinking coffee at 2am, telling the difference between bears and frogs (ask me), eating halls like candy so i dont get sick, taking horrible pictures, breaking phones, not putting things away, taking things apart to see how they work and then failing to put them back together, sucking at video games but loving them anyway, asking instead of googling, puppy dog eyes, comic book writing, being a spaz, pressing NEXT on chatroulette, and being an all out honest and giving human being to the point of self reflecting...only the last bit is truly real so if you made it here congrats and ding!!!! (if you get it you get it)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Gap tooth (i sell trendy clothes out of them)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, LOTR and the hobbit, anything written by michael mccone (a friend of mine). too many movies to list. same with music but i will say Tom Waits is a freaking genius. food is just food and i eat it o0n occasion.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog....thats it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how far and endless the universe is and is the end of Men In Black ( the part where they pan out into the galaxies and some giant creatures are playing marbles with the galaxies) true. it trips me out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wishing it were sunday so I could go to the swap meet, who really cares what day it is, I'll do whatever whenever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an open book, ask me anything...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you chuckled.....