Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

suitnshades

32 M Santa Maria, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just a dude...looking for a dudette...the rest I'm told is just opinions so make your own.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
pondering how to keep my dog alive beyond her years...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
alliteration, drinking coffee at 2am, telling the difference between bears and frogs (ask me), eating halls like candy so i dont get sick, taking horrible pictures, breaking phones, not putting things away, taking things apart to see how they work and then failing to put them back together, sucking at video games but loving them anyway, asking instead of googling, puppy dog eyes, comic book writing, being a spaz, pressing NEXT on chatroulette, and being an all out honest and giving human being to the point of self reflecting...only the last bit is truly real so if you made it here congrats and ding!!!! (if you get it you get it)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my super blue eyes and my Gap tooth (i sell trendy clothes out of them)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, LOTR and the hobbit, anything written by michael mccone (a friend of mine). too many movies to list. same with music but i will say Tom Waits is a freaking genius. food is just food and i eat it o0n occasion.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog....thats it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how far and endless the universe is and is the end of Men In Black ( the part where they pan out into the galaxies and some giant creatures are playing marbles with the galaxies) true. it trips me out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wishing it were sunday so I could go to the swap meet, who really cares what day it is, I'll do whatever whenever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an open book, ask me anything...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you chuckled.....