Well no oh I guess I have to summarize myself for real... hmm I am only doing this fluff stuffed thingie so that I can look at a friend's matches and poke her and stuff oh and maybe find a couple to play board games with. Hey if you are a couple in Austin interested in playing board games like Carcasone , or a card game like munchkin , Balderdash , Apples to Apples , Star Trek Uno , San Juan (all while drinking, also 420 friendly (...drinking optional ha 420 optional too not required 'cause forcing innocents to partake just isnt my style) and watching the occasional DVD) send me a message! We're in North Austin and would love to host or we can try it out at a cafe (thought not many have good tables and cheap beers) I don't go out all that often 'cause sun causes my buboes to burst and weep. alright 40% here I come just what 300+ words more to go? I am writing things and more things and you know just generally writing all sorts of stuff and things. Woot and all that this is the time to have fun writing this stuff you know fill the words up words words words oh and more? jeepers creepers its not fun filling space with fluff. Well that is not exactly right I do like filling things with fluff just not fluff words, cotton batting though that is a blast 'cause it means that I've been sewing which is always more fun. Fluff words on the other hand are suck. ok more words are needed here to get to 500 this is a trial and a tribulation I can tell you my dear old chap filling and filling and filling this space with no sense oh heres a thought I could copy some fun facts that have nothing to do with me except that i think they're fun and they may be factual. There are 3,000 species of centipede. Centipedes have been studied for 100 years but no one has ever found one with 100 legs. There's one, [Sagan]
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch
You must first invent the universe

Space is filled with a network of wormholes
You might emerge somewhere else in space
Some when-else in time

The sky calls to us
If we do not destroy ourselves
We will one day venture to the stars

A still more glorious dawn awaits
Not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise
A morning filled with 400 billion suns
The rising of the milky way

The Cosmos is full beyond measure of elegant truths
Of exquisite interrelationships
Of the awesome machinery of nature

I believe our future depends powerfully
On how well we understand this cosmos
In which we float like a mote of dust
In the morning sky

But the brain does much more than just recollect
It inter-compares, it synthesizes, it analyzes
it generates abstractions

The simplest thought like the concept of the number one
Has an elaborate logical underpinning
The brain has it's own language
For testing the structure and consistency of the world

[Hawking]
For thousands of years
People have wondered about the universe
Did it stretch out forever
Or was there a limit

From the big bang to black holes
From dark matter to a possible big crunch
Our image of the universe today
Is full of strange sounding ideas

[Sagan]
How lucky we are to live in this time
The first moment in human history
When we are in fact visiting other worlds

The surface of the earth is the shore of the cosmic ocean
Recently we've waded a little way out
And the water seems inviting

technically that's lyrics and maybe should be in the music bit below but its a lot of words counting towards my 500 word goal so there it is oh and it's not original to me its just lyrics to a song I like "glorious dawn"

Oh hey I think I've done it!

not enough

stuff and things

My horrendous breath, the giant puss filled pocks on my face and my gangrenous arm stump.

also I'm nice and use alot of lysol and febreze so i don't stink.

also also while I have a rather Laissez-faire attitude toward grammar I find that I tend to surround myself with people who don't ... it seems that people who would read my sentences, grind their teeth and spit at my butchery of this here language also tend to like me... weird I know but there it is.

can't there's puss in my eyes and my tongue is swollen from licking myself too much.

I do get people to read to me and blend my food which is usually small animal puree

books tend to be in the sci-fi genre and cliche as it sounds my favorite band is the beatles

"A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely."

— Roald Dahl

anti-biotics, soap, bleach, soft towels and bandages.

music, interwebs, vintage stuff, our bed (our as in the BF and I not ours as in yours and mine unless this is the bf then well I guess it is as in yours and mine)
Lolcats and icecream, those can count as one yes?
And my final addition to the I could never do without list is
Books.

how to debris wounds

and my teeth wisdom that is and how they really should be pulled out soon.

also how hot niel degrasse tyson is.

asleep.

I'm not really covered in gangrenous pussfilled buboes... I just included that to try to discourage suitors...

I have a lot of books which I have been known to re-organize into categories, my current set up is roughly:
- Sci-fi broken down into female authors, male authors, and teen
- Apocalypse survival which includes my books on crop rotation, how to organize a militia and sheep sheering to give you a general idea
- Comic books separated by title and in numerical order
- Kids books which is broken down into Chapter book, Picture book substance these are books that have some significant roll in the history of Children's literature) , Jim Henson Characters, Non-fiction picture books and pure Nostalgia
- Non-Fiction broken down into Encyclopedias, Dictionaries, Popular Science, Languages and Hard Science/ Mathmatics.

I also have a lot of damaged books which I intend to Dismantle and re-purpose at some point in time... I know sacrilege but the books I'm talking about really aren't worth anything and I saved them from a dumpster.

You want to play boardgames and generally enjoy yourself.
You are seeing someone who would also like to play boardgames and generally enjoy themselves... or you want to b y o d (bring your own date) to a game night with another couple ... no pervy stuff just games, movie watching and maybe some drinking, also we are 420 friendly but not by any means stoners.

Also you should check out my SO as he's the someone I am seeing Chimerasame If you think you'd get along with us then hey send us a messagaroo.