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23 Waterloo, Ontario, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 19–27
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Sep 25, 2014
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Very often
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I made an account before, and then I forgot my password within 24 hours, so I made a new account. Logic.

So don't freak out if you think you've seen my profile before.

Hey guys, if you say that you're "easy going" in your self-summary, it makes you look like a try-hard. So cut the shit and write something real.

I'm just going to say a bunch of bad shit about myself and see what comes of it. I need male attention. I always have some guy to talk to all day, it just makes life more interesting. I'm terribly spiteful. If I feel I've been wronged I'll go mess with other peoples lives just for the thrill of it. I have no attention span, I get by on being intelligent enough to fill in the blanks and being dumb enough to ask stupid questions. I'm logical enough to know when I'm doing something reckless, but I don't have enough focus to stop myself - or even really care. I forgive people way too easily and it ends up making me look like a total fool. I'm a terrible girlfriend, either that or I've had terrible boyfriends, and I honestly don't think that's the case. I have a history of being emotionally unfaithful.

Well now that's all out in the open, so do you still wanna talk to me?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.

Jk not all the goddamn time calm yourself, I'm a student, I work a contract job in my hometown in the summer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like nature, so I'm good at that? I can swim. Well.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have absolutely no attention span, and I have hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read: Chuck Palahniuk, Margret Atwood, Annie Proulx, Christopher Moore, Miriam Toews, I list them like this so I sound more smarter.

I watch: anything with Will Ferrell, The Wizard of Oz, Classical Hollywood generally excites me, shit from the 1960's and 1970's. I also enjoy southpark, family guy, and anything else animated and vulgar, but I mostly find myself watching shows about real estate or the food network.

I listen to: Arcade Fire, Arkells, Attack in Black, Bon Iver, Brand New, Britney Spears, City and Colour, Death Cab for Cutie, Drake, Fall Out Boy, First Rate People, Frightened Rabbit, Jay-Z, John Mayer, Joni Mitchell, Kanye West, Lights, Lil Wayne, Local Natives, Mac Miller, Metric, Modest Mouse, Paul Simon, Rihanna, Say Anything, Stars, Taking Back Sunday, Taylor Swift, Telekinesis, Throw Me The Statue, The Tragically Hip, Vampire Weekend, The Weeknd, Weezer, The xx. Basically anything as long as its not hardcore country, screaming men, or radio rock.

I eat: whatever is put in front of me except for olives and raw tomatoes, because they can fuck off. Fuck off Greek food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My mommy and daddy
the internet
uhhh electricity
a home
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Getting shit done. Cool shit, not just folding my laundry that's been sitting in the basket for a week. That too though.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not entirely lucid
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have two accounts on okcupid. Not just one embarrassing account, but two.
You should message me if
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You hate yourself