My name is Dan. I have cat named Cat. Yes, let's pretend that's a Breakfast At Tiffany's reference, if it makes you happy.

I love art more than most things in life. Most evenings I ask myself to draw me like one of my own french girls. And I almost always say yes.

Bartender

Using stupid jokes to feign any kind of personality or substance.

"Woah, check out that guy. He makes speedy gonzales look like regular gonzales."

Music: Lots. last.fm/user/tokingkirby

Authors: Wilde, Nabokov, F Scott Fitzgerald, Dostoyevsky, Bukowski, Vonnegut, Sartre

Television: Peep Show, Brass Eye, Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle, The Armando Iannucci Show, I'm Alan Partridge, The IT Crowd, Time Trumpet, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Simpsons, anything Adam Curtis has made.

Movies: Taxi Driver, Apocalypse Now, Waltz With Bashir, American Beauty, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, A Serious Man, Blue Velvet, A Clockwork Orange, Fargo, The Big Lebowski, Requiem For A Dream.

I think I italicised too many things. But it feels so good.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MOTHS IN MY ROOM I AM GOING TO CRY

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Bothering animals.

I'm kind of shy. But shhh.

...you want to talk. I don't really want to put needless pressure on interactions by actually using this place exclusively for dating. If I'm honest I don't even know if that's what I want. Not that I'm not looking for that, but... I'm just much more comfortable having a decent conversation with someone before even considering meeting up. But okcupid is really useful for finding people who I like to think I can relate to on some level, and whom I don't hate intensely. And, you know, that's pretty rare. For me, anyway.