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sunglassesfork

28 F Menlo Park, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Dropped out of Ph.D program
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Arabic (Okay), French (Poorly), Persian (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
2/7 virtues, 6/7 sins.
What I’m doing with my life
Not nearly enough.
I’m really good at
double entendres, ad hoc justifications, killing spiders.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I Claudius, Brave New World, a long list of other dystopias

Brazil, Dog Day Afternoon, Die Hard

Parks and Rec, Community, Arrested Development, Father Ted, 30 Rock

Hipster shit, classic rock shit, reggae, Bollywood filmi music of the 60s and 70s, French 60s pop, Arab pop and classic, rap, punk

Lentils, soups, lentil soup, legumes in general, whatever other people are willing to make me
The six things I could never do without
Bike, NPR, music (ok, podcast) player, microwave, leggings, coffee
On a typical Friday night I am
taking a really long walk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really really hope you speak one one of the languages listed to the right, or Spanish, because I'm too lazy to practice/learn otherwise.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're interesting, and either close or far and willing to travel. You gotta be pretty damn awesome* to get my ass up to the city for a date.
*awesomeness to be vetted in Menlo