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sunglassesfork

29 San Francisco, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Religion
Atheism
Education
Dropped out of Ph.D program
Job
Technology
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Arabic (Okay), French (Poorly), Persian (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
2/7 virtues, 6/7 sins.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Usually I would be:
Selling out by day
Hiking like a motherfucker
Dancing

However I fucked my knee up so lately I am:
Icing
Hobbling around slowly
Reading
Mixing painkillers and alcohol
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
double entendres, ad hoc justifications, killing spiders.
The first things people usually notice about me
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exceptional decorum and social graces
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I Claudius, Brave New World, a long list of other dystopias

Brazil, Dog Day Afternoon, Die Hard

Parks and Rec, Community, Arrested Development, Father Ted, 30 Rock

Dancehall, soca, hipster shit, classic rock shit, reggae, Bollywood filmi music of the 60s and 70s, French 60s pop, Arab pop and classic, rap, punk

Lentils, soups, lentil soup, legumes in general, whatever other people are willing to make me
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee
Shitty, uncomplicated beer
Complicated drinks
Dancing
Candy
Sunglasses
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
taking a really long walk, or getting to bed early to take a longer walk on Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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About 80% of the time I'm trying really hard to not dance.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you live in SF or Oakland and are dope. Also chill.