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22 M Bullard, TX

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
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Working on university
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Wants kids
Has cats

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My self-summary
Did you know that once in India an elephant was being used to place large logs in holes along a road when suddenly it refused to place a log in a certain hole and when the elephant trainer went to look there was a sleeping dog in the hole and the elephant wouldn't move the log until the dog was gone. I REALLY hate how i met your mother. I also hate when people don't put the little divider down for you when they're in line in front of you at the store. I mean come on.

What I’m doing with my life
Trying to finish school. Endless amounts of furniture reorganization. And a whooooole lot of hockey watching. Every sport sucks besides hockey.

Stay away from those that say "what am I not doing with my life!?" Blehhhh

I sound like a nihilist.

Simplicity should be regarded in every aspect of life. People over complicate nearly everything. She likes you or she doesn't. That belt will make you look fat or it won't. Either her face looks like a well broken-in catchers mit or it doesn't (and it totally did random okcupid girl sorry). The world in my opinion is sometimes a little bit more black and white than people perceive. Sure it may have a few subtle nuances and surprises, but for the most part either it is or it isn't.
I’m really good at
Having what I say taken out of context. Going off on tangents. Speaking off topic. That reminds me, once there was a man who sat down and started a father-son conversation. The dad says, "Son, you need to stop masturbating so much; it causes blindness." The son then says, "Dad, I'm over here."
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard or I look like some famous guy.

Oh, and also my goofy ass walk. For some reason I slightly bob up and down when I walk. No clue why. And I can't walk in a straight line very well regardless of my state of intoxication.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Bukowski, Salinger
Rushmore, Pan's Labyrinth
Seinfeld, How it's made
Modest Mouse, Nick Drake
Ehh anything

I've watched east of Eden too many times.
The six things I could never do without
My guitar, cat, and red diamond sweet tea
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to be happy or how to get rid of this Peter Pan complex I can't seem to shake.
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking for homeless people that look like they need beer money or a sandwich. The homeless in Austin were so much cooler and had more personality.

Or drinking away the part of the day that I cannot sleep away (not really that's Isaac Brock).

The two different comments about drinking weren't interrelated. I mean I drink occasionally but I'm not an alcoholic. I used to partake in other stuff more than I should have. There goes a tangent again!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have to use baby shampoo because I'm allergic to sodium lauryl sulfate. I like ambien occasionally.

Tendencies to temazepam tends to take Terrible things to the tangible turnin point.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You'd like to meet someone to cook food with whilst listening to Coltrane. Also if you can't stand nancy grace.