Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
***~~~*** READ THIS IMMEDIATELY ***~~~*** DO NOT-- I REPEAT!-- DO
NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOUR MESSAGE WILL INCLUDE A SENTENCE LIKE THE
"Heyyy, I'm gonna be in Austin from __[enter date]__ to __[enter
date]__ and was wondering if you'd like to--"
Let me stop your wondering, little toad. Not to mention save us
both some time. The answer is no. I do not want to be your
premeditated, random, FREE hookup for the length of your stay in
Austin. I actually do not want to be used by you like a blow-up
doll, then have you never speak to me again. I know! I know! It's
hard to believe since you're all that and sh*t, but I don't really
want to spend multiple days with you just to have you pull the,
"You're a feminist, you buy your own drinks, right?" card after
To put it (somewhat) nicely, if I wanted a random hookup, I'd be
downtown, not on the sh*t-show that is OKC. You will not get
blocked. But more than likely you will get torn a new a**hole, and
then...you will get blocked.
Ehem. Okay. You may resume. ﾟ・✿ヾ╲(｡◕‿◕｡)╱✿・ﾟ( DALE! )
I like various things related to the arts and outdoors.
If intelligence is something you identify strongly with, I'll
probably like you. I also like a guy who doesn't take himself too
My username is from the song 'Love Songs' by Anjulie. It's cute!!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Honestly, I'm trying to relax more. I've spent the last few years
of my life living way too intensely. I read an article about an
isolated island whose denizens nap daily, party hard, and don't
sweat the little things. They have reduced risks of Alzheimer's and
live well into their 90s.
That is not to say I've abandoned my goals and become a drag rat,
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told I'm more pleasant in person than how I come off
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I enjoy poetry. Sexton is a favorite and YES, Plath. No that
doesn't mean I'm an unstable, first-world-problem crybaby okay?? :(
I write my own shitty poems for fun, and to clear headspace.
Richard Dawkins' The Selfish Gene is my holy bible.
Music: just ask and I'll tell you the flavor of the month
I love food and sushi dates are the best
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
coffee, dr pepper, mom/dad/friends, animals/nature, art, boxing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why men think it's attractive or funny to post pictures of
themselves sitting on the toilet 8|
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hanging out with my friends or hanging out with my cats
Depends what kind of week it was
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I tell everybody that I take my coffee with two sugars, when
actually I prefer three.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're somewhat normal and you like karaoke.
Who are you looking for?
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