Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Self summary? LOL can what right do I have to limit myself to the
confines of a summary? You will need to read the entire manifesto
to absorb this entity! I will instead feed you what I think you
want to hear because is that not what most of us do anyway?
I am a pretty creative, intelligent person who loves anything that
catches my attention and keeps me entertained. I cringe at
stupidity and laugh uncontrollably at the weirdest things. I am a
self proclaimed smart ass(although my test calls me a spiteful
loner), but all in all I am (in my opinion) a great, thoughtful
I am probably the coolest person you will ever meet. I even sweat
awesome! Hee hee. I love anything quirky and weird because anything
I can get along with most people as long as they are not complete
idiots and have no issues making friends with all types. I am kind
of a shy observer initially, but once I warm up, I am pretty kick
I am a dork, footloose, and fancy free. I like singing everything
and breaking out in interpretive dances for no reason. When I'm
home alone, you might catch me doing solo karaoke because, really,
who doesn't belt out the Titanic theme song when no one's watching
(don't lie hee hee).
So...there is me summed up, anything else you will have to figure
out on your own. Toodles!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am attempting to brainwash
my conquests into thinking
they way I do about life and the like. I am a meme for the brain.
Total world domination is the goal and I will come out on top!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything I put my mind to. Cliche right? but I really am great at
whatever I seriously try to do...seriously. lol I am also good at
being modest and humble....can't you tell?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile or my horns...I dunno
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I love quirky zombie stuff, Christopher Moore books (he is
just weirdly funny), Apathy by Paul Neilson, *cough*
thetwilightsaga...suggest a read for me. It might be the greatest
thing I have ever placed hands on!
Movies: Pulp Fiction, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, the Notebook (my
chick flick), Scott Pilgrim, 500 Days of Summer, Anchorman, 40 year
Old Virgin, *musicals*, anything scary or even meant to be scary
but just corny...fearnet is my boring night friend.
Music: I'll listen to anything. Rock, Country, R&B, Neo Soul,
Punk, Pop Rock, Rap Rock if it has a good beat or awesome sound I
am all about it! I love music. There is something for every mood
Food: Ummmmm if it includes bread I may just try it
One of my most favoritist quotes: "What you've just said is one of
the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room
is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and
may God have mercy on your soul." - Billy Madison
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My computer/internets(yes internets)
3. Toiletry Kit
4. A good
5. A comb... I'm natural, I must detangle
6. Someone to talk to or at least something to write in so I feel
like my feelings are being heard (yes paper can hear)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the strangest things sometimes like what if the inventor of ketchup
failed at making it? What would we put on our fries, burgers, hot
How can I ensure coming back as a zombie when I die?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Snuggled up at home, out at a bar
, hanging with
...it's whatever. I'm pretty laid back. Just don't make
plans and douche out last minute that really makes my a-star-star
You should message me if
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you feel so inclined, but beware, I have a fiery mouth and don't
feel bad about what I say!
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