38 San Francisco, CA
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My self-summary
What I lack in height I make up for in sarcastic jokes, caring intensely about things, and words words words. The faint of heart need not apply.
What I’m doing with my life
I try to fix healthcare and usually fail, but it's the attempt that matters. Trying to be the best friend I can to my loved ones. Seeking the meaning of life, or at least a really good beer.
I’m really good at
Sparking delightful conversations with anyone, anywhere, under any circumstances. Taking public transportation. Finding the humor in things.
The first things people usually notice about me
Even in heels, I'm pretty short so I'm generally heard before I'm seen (just ask my high school yearbook). My green eyes. Though I don't see color, people tell me that they are green and I believe them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"1000 Ways to Die." It is the arbiter of all morality.
The six things I could never do without
High heels
"1000 Ways to Die"
Teh internets
A challenge
Oxygen, nutrition, hydration, and other hackneyed jokes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
I am dancing around a bar or, in the event I'm alone, my living room.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes? When I really like a song? I play it over and over and over again? It's pretty annoying.
You should message me if
If you are smart and/or funny, as verified by third party testimonials. If you do not suffer fools. If you know who you are and what you are here for and won't let me convince you otherwise.