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superblablazo

37 F San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hipster hating, pigeon kicking, whiskey drinking badass m-er f-er. What I lack in height I make up for in sarcastic jokes, hurtful comments, and words words words. The faint of heart need not apply.
What I’m doing with my life
FIXING HEALTHCARE FOR YOU. BECAUSE I LOVES YOU.

I work at a large healthcare conglomerate facilitating policies which benefit individual users (read: you) instead of doctors and insurance companies (read: the man).
I’m really good at
Sparking delightful conversations with anyone, anywhere, under any circumstances (though mostly while inebriated). Being self-deprecating. Finding the humor in things. Calling hipsters out on their privileged bullshit.
The first things people usually notice about me
Even in heels, I'm pretty short so I'm generally heard before I'm seen (just ask my high school yearbook). My green eyes. Though I don't see color, people tell me that they are green and I believe them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"1000 Ways to Die." It is the arbiter of all morality.
The six things I could never do without
High heels
"1000 Ways to Die"
Books
Teh internets
A challenge
Oxygen, nutrition, hydration, and other hackneyed jokes
On a typical Friday night I am
I am dancing around a bar or, in the event I'm alone, my living room.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes? When I really like a song? I play it over and over and over again? It's pretty annoying.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 33–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you are smart and/or funny, as verified by third party testimonials. If you do not suffer fools. If you know who you are and what you are here for and won't let me convince you otherwise.