Oh pretty, pretty, I'm aflame."
I'm obviously interested in going out on dates since I have a profile on a dating site. I'm not interested in creepers, NSA sex, cheaters, or single dudes with no poly experience. I have a pretty full plate right now. The people I would be interested in will understand that. If you think we could get into trouble together, email me and let me know why you think we would get along.
I'm polyamorous. Consensually and ethically nonmonogamous. That means I'm not a cheater and I have *ZERO* tolerance for those that are. I have multiple relationships and I'm very happy with the people already in my life and bed. Your poly may very well not look like my poly - we all do it different. If you're not accepting of this then don't bother messaging me.
I like looking at objects in the backgrounds of photographs.
I like walking on the beach at night, especially during the winter.
Oh clever, clever, where's your heart?"
I was at the ENT a while back and he says to me "Do you know you have a badly deviated septum?" to which I replied "No, but I've never been a careful girl."
and everyone sees
no matter how hard I try"
Knowing when to man the fuck up.
All of both and none of one."
That I am heavily tattooed. Random out-in-public guys seem to find it distracting at best and intimidating at worst. If you think it's intimidating we're not going to do well anyways.
There's something thankless in a wish fulfilled."
Movies: Dead Snow, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Princess Bride, Rocky Horror, Shaun of the Dead, Tank Girl, Watchmen, 1980's John Hughes movies.
Music: You should like at least some of the shit that I like. If I can't take you to a show, I don't want to take you home. I love Midwest punk, Punk, pop-punk, hardcore, grindcore, thrash, industrial, techno, sludge, metal, and a little girlie alt-folk.
Books: Yes. "If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!” - John Waters
Food: Born and raised Chicagoan, everything is good as long as you don't try to put ketchup on cased meats. Adventurous eater.
Has ever been effective
Has any girl in history said
Sure, you seem so nice, let's get it on"
How did I get so lucky?
When am I getting more ink?
When is it going to be naptime?
Should I renew that NatGeo subscription?
It's the only thing that still makes me feel alive"
Out at a show.
Out of your comfort zone.
Out of luck.
Out of town.
I could set this heart on stun. "
I don't actually live in the city proper, but I had an inordinately high amount of creeps messaging me from Schaumburg. Schaumburg can DIAF and take Streamwood with it. I live Wood Dale.
If you really want to know just what it's like
If you really want to dig inside my head
Pull up a chair, I hope you got all night"
You're poly and interested in meeting up.
You're not a douchebag, militant vegetarian, or a hipster.
You don't smoke cigarettes.
You're local. I live just outside of Chicago. I don't do long distance.
You're into photography and urb-ex.
You understand that at some point before our pants come off you're going to meet the people who also take their pants off with me and it won't be weird for anyone on my side of things. If the same thing would be weird for you, then don't message me.