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37 Chicago, IL Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 18
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Two-year college
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Would that you could touch this angel in a clutch of snakes.
Oh pretty, pretty, I'm aflame."

I could be interested in going out on a date (read - that means you ask me out on a date because I just don't have the patience to beat around the bush). I have a pretty full plate right now.....not interested in creepers looking for bullshit casual no strings attached sex - but rather similar minded non-monogamous people who already have their own things going on too and aren't clingy or needy. If you think we could get into trouble together, email me and let me know why you think we would get along. Emails that disregard this basic request will be deleted and users blocked.

I'm polyamorous. Consensually and ethically nonmonogamous. That means I'm not a cheater and I have *ZERO* tolerance for those that are. I have multiple relationships and I'm very happy with the people already in my life and bed. Your poly may very well not look like my poly - we all do it different. If you're not accepting of this then don't bother messaging me.

I like looking at objects in the backgrounds of photographs.
I like walking on the beach at night, especially during the winter.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"There's a point to this. A point I think I often miss.
Oh clever, clever, where's your heart?"

I was at the ENT a while back and he says to me "Do you know you have a badly deviated septum?" to which I replied "No, but I've never been a careful girl."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"I wear it all on my sleeve
and everyone sees
no matter how hard I try"

Knowing when to man the fuck up.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"I am thrilled and bored. I am unskilled, adored.
All of both and none of one."

That I am heavily tattooed. Random out-in-public guys seem to find it distracting at best and intimidating at worst. If you think it's intimidating we're not going to do well anyways.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"Channel surf a sea of static, See the prize but you can't have it.
There's something thankless in a wish fulfilled."

Movies: Dead Snow, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Princess Bride, Rocky Horror, Shaun of the Dead, Tank Girl, Watchmen, 1980's John Hughes movies.

Music: You should like at least some of the shit that I like. If I can't take you to a show, I don't want to take you home. I love Midwest punk, Punk, pop-punk, hardcore, grindcore, thrash, industrial, techno, ska, sludge, metal, and a little girlie alt-folk. You don't have to like that last one or go to that show with me though.

Books: Yes. "If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!” - John Waters

Food: Born and raised Chicagoan, everything is good as long as you don't try to put ketchup on cased meats. Adventurous eater.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Canon products, high heels, rocky horror, needles and ink, iPod, snuggley hoodie
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"I wonder if this method of courtship
Has ever been effective
Has any girl in history said
Sure, you seem so nice, let's get it on"

How did I get so lucky?
When am I getting more ink?
When is it going to be naptime?
Should I renew that NatGeo subscription?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"I just want to fill that tank up and drive
It's the only thing that still makes me feel alive"

Out at a show.
Out of your comfort zone.
Out of luck.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"I would kill for more. I haven't killed before.
I could set this heart on stun. "

I don't actually live in the city proper, but I had an inordinately high amount of creeps messaging me from Schaumburg. Schaumburg can DIAF and take Streamwood with it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
"If you really want some answered questions
If you really want to know just what it's like
If you really want to dig inside my head
Pull up a chair, I hope you got all night"

You're poly and interested in meeting up.
You're not a douchebag, militant vegetarian, or a hipster.
You don't smoke cigarettes.
You're local. I live just outside of Chicago. I don't do long distance.
You're into photography and urb-ex.
You understand that at some point before our pants come off you're going to meet the people who also take their pants off with me and it won't be weird for anyone on my side of things. If it's gonna be weird for you, then don't message me.