Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Would that you could touch this angel in a clutch of snakes.
Oh pretty, pretty, I'm aflame."
I'm obviously interested in going out on a dates since I have a
profile on a dating site. I'm not interested in creepers, NSA sex,
cheaters, or single dudes with no poly experience. I have a pretty
full plate right now. The people I would be interested in will
understand that, and those that don't probably shouldn't waste
their time with the rest of this profile. If you think we could get
into trouble together, email me and let me know why you think we
would get along.
I'm polyamorous. Consensually and ethically nonmonogamous. That
means I'm not a cheater and I have *ZERO* tolerance for those that
are. I have multiple relationships and I'm very happy with the
people already in my life and bed. Your poly may very well not look
like my poly - we all do it different. If you're not accepting of
this then don't bother messaging me.
I like looking at objects in the backgrounds of photographs.
I like walking on the beach at night, especially during the winter.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"There's a point to this. A point I think I often miss.
Oh clever, clever, where's your heart?"
I was at the ENT a while back and he says to me "Do you know you
have a badly deviated septum?" to which I replied "No, but I've
never been a careful girl."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"I wear it all on my sleeve
and everyone sees
no matter how hard I try"
Knowing when to man the fuck up.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"I am thrilled and bored. I am unskilled, adored.
All of both and none of one."
That I am heavily tattooed. Random out-in-public guys seem to find
it distracting at best and intimidating at worst. If you think it's
intimidating we're not going to do well anyways.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"Channel surf a sea of static, See the prize but you can't have
There's something thankless in a wish fulfilled."
Movies: Dead Snow, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Princess Bride, Rocky
Horror, Shaun of the Dead, Tank Girl, Watchmen, 1980's John Hughes
Music: You should like at least some of the shit that I like. If I
can't take you to a show, I don't want to take you home. I love
, and a little girlie alt-folk
Books: Yes. "If you go home with somebody, and they don't have
books, don't fuck 'em!” - John Waters
Food: Born and raised Chicagoan, everything is good as long as you
don't try to put ketchup on cased meats. Adventurous eater.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Canon products, high heels, rocky horror, needles and ink, iPod,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"I wonder if this method of courtship
Has ever been effective
Has any girl in history said
Sure, you seem so nice, let's get it on"
How did I get so lucky?
When am I getting more ink?
When is it going to be naptime
Should I renew that NatGeo subscription?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"I just want to fill that tank up and drive
It's the only thing that still makes me feel alive"
Out at a show.
Out of your comfort zone.
Out of luck.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"I would kill for more. I haven't killed before.
I could set this heart on stun. "
I don't actually live in the city proper, but I had an inordinately
high amount of creeps messaging me from Schaumburg. Schaumburg can
DIAF and take Streamwood with it. I live Wood Dale.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
"If you really want some answered questions
If you really want to know just what it's like
If you really want to dig inside my head
Pull up a chair, I hope you got all night"
You're poly and interested in meeting up.
You're not a douchebag, militant vegetarian, or a hipster.
You don't smoke cigarettes.
You're local. I live just outside of Chicago. I don't do long
You're into photography and urb-ex.
You understand that at some point before our pants come off you're
going to meet the people who also take their pants off with me and
it won't be weird for anyone on my side of things. If the same
thing would be weird for you, then don't message me.
Who are you looking for?
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