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27 Lexington, KY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 22
White, Other
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly other
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on space camp
Art / Music / Writing
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Yiddish (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I don't like the term self-summary. There's something morbid about it.

My name is Joe. I am a polyamorous dude who identifies as queer, despite the very limited labels that OkC has available. I have a couple of really awesome partners in my life and I'm not particularly looking to add more, but I do love friends!

I am a professional musician. I have tons of hearing damage. There is a causal correlation in those statements.

I am very pragmatic and reasonable, although I like to act really satanic and rock n' roll, because that's fun. Hail Satan.

I pretty much don't message people on here, because the internet is not real, but I do get excited when I get messages.
What I’m doing with my life
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I play music and tour around. Sometimes I draw pictures and taxidermy small animals into amusing poses. At my day job (kept) I make coffee, order beer, and run sound. Sometimes I write songs about haunted houses.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having drinks in my hands when people take pictures. Hyphenating words. Writing music. I can make a mess like nobody's business. I think I'm pretty good at imitating the writing style of famous authors, but I haven't really tried that much (not a great market, that). I can probably fix your banjo.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The big, loud noises that come out of my mouth-hole, as well as the arm-waving and foot-stomping. Also, my regrettable taste in fashion/haircuts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Samuel Beckett, James Joyce, Jorge Luis Borges, Raymond Carver. Mostly into short fiction.

Movies: Mike Leigh's Naked, Jaws, David Lynch, John Waters, anything animated or stop-motion.

Don't watch much TV, but I get along with the X-Files.

Music: I love everything about music. Favorite music changes daily. Loud is good. Noisy is good. Intellectual is good. Tin Hat Trio is the best band in the world, but they're not punx enough for me when I walk to the store to buy juice.

Food: Cajun food, fancy beer.

I also collect strange antiques, bizarre old prints, bones, and other such ephemera.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Some kind of instrument.
My glasses.

Otherwise, I'm pretty good.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music. All the people I'm crushing on (I crush on everyone, all the time). The projects I'm working on. Monsters. Needing to do laundry.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm bad at being genuine. I'm intimidated by other people's profiles because they are funny and sincere and I think mine is just kind of pretentious.
You should message me if
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You want to?
You like vintage guitars?
You want to argue about violence in art?
You thought I was someone else?