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29 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:34pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've spent the last few years working remotely for an IT startup based in Portland, OR from home in lower Manhattan. Of course, this means traveling all over the country (sometimes world) for weeks at a time helping other nerds become awesome at their jobs.

I love my work, but be careful asking me about it (or any of my passions) unless you really want hear about it. Because you will.

On the off chance that I'm home, I'm trying to whip up a batch of high-gravity beer without turning my kitchen into a burnt, sticky disaster. When friends come over for a board game night, they don't say anything, but I know what they're thinking...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Getting along with people I shouldn't (doesn't take much for people I should)
- Reasoning out what someone means when they can't figure out how to say it
- Overthinking and under-reacting
- Moving quickly through airports and shell prompts
- Improvising
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get called Jesus pretty often... I feel like if I had go on the run, I could just shave off everything and they'd never find me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. One or more computers and an Internet connection
2. Something tasty and extremely alcoholic
3. Electricity. I know this is a cliché, but as much as I fantasize about living like Dick Proenneke, I'd be well and truly fucked if the grid went out for real.
4. An E-Reader (old fashioned Kindle suits my needs fine)
5. Stimulating company
6. A more than healthy dose of cynicism
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Conciousness
- Broken systems
- Coffee
- How to keep that black smog dust off my goddamn windowsil

Anything else I put here would be too nerdy, so I'll refrain.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rushing home from LaGuardia or JFK to drop my bags off, then drinking and having long conversations with good friends until last call.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can put up with excessive deadpan sarcasm and esoteric geekiness, and promise to never take me seriously.